Handshake meme, one person labeled "The coolest woman you know" the other labeled "The worst man you know" their joined hands labeled "Talking way too much about Satan"

Less chosen ones more dudes who just want to go home

My favorite plot device/character type is a guy who shows up to a magic fight with a gun.

Like give me a room full of wizards and one guy who is magic-less but has impeccable aim

every once in a while I catch myself thinking about wake up dead man and how thoughtful and considerate its portrayal of religion and faith is and it makes me hope rian johnson makes his funky little movies forever

Two ish years ago I wrote my phone number in a party hat as a silly way to give it to boys (it was my birthday) and that hat has somehow survived living in a bar in town and someone found it last night and texted me?!

currently working on a book list and it's making me realize that so much fantasy is just "petty thief finds out they are destined for something greater than stealing and they kind of hate it"

It’s almost “I didn’t know you had that many tattoos” season

If you’re a publisher or publicist with any news pertaining to SFF or Horror titles coming out in the near future, email me at rachaelwritesthings91@gmail.com

Every video I watch of the crew of the Artemis II is making me emotional the way “there is still good in this world mister Frodo” makes me emotional

if i had a hammer i'd hammer on the warplane

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

The level of stoned I would have to be to eat a sugar cookie with a hot dog in it is astronomical

Bought some cute flower break and bake cookies from Trader Joe’s and they fully look like nipples

What about manateetasy? Give a manatee a sword.

An easy way to find out how old someone is without actually asking them how old they are is to make a venga bus reference and see what their reaction is

Next time someone asks me what D&D is all about I’m just going to send them this

I like Cerave’s a lot but also use under eye patches in the AM that I can keep in the fridge so that they’re cool when I use them.

Hey so we can all agree that April Fools pranks are illegal in this AI hellscape we live in, right? RIGHT?!

Okay but like they totally put Connor Storrie in a Kevin Bacon horror fit for this commercial on purpose, right? Like obvs it’s to show off the guns AND ALSO that’s Bacon’s Tremors costume minus the hat.

If you’re a publisher or publicist with any news pertaining to SFF or Horror titles coming out in the near future, email me at rachaelwritesthings91@gmail.com

Is there anything more devastatingly romantic than being stuck in a time loop with someone

Every single time one of these demonstrations happens the crowd size grows and that’s no small thing

I don’t want to hear a single person say “what’s the point” about No Kings. The whole point, at least to me and as corny as it sounds, is to show the people who need to see it that they’re not alone.

Friends to lovers. Enemies to lovers. What about stone cold idiots to lovers?

Man so much of life really just boils down to “this is scary/stressful but I’d be foolish if I didn’t try”

Gosh, perhaps there are fewer campus protests because schools, as The Atlantic urged them to do, aggressively went after protestors. Columbia suspended, expelled, and retroactively revoked degrees in proceedings that were so arbitrary and capricious they were overturned by a NY state judge.

Shout out to all the girlies who have an evil ovary

Wild to think all of this could have been avoided if the US required all presidential candidates to provide proof they’ve finished reading one (1) book at any time in their entire life.

Hi! Hello! Tor / Reactor / Nightfire buds if you see this, shoot me a message! I need to pick your lovely brains about some stuff