He’s changing it the Epstein wing

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In show of force, dozens of armed federal immigration agents patrol downtown Chicago Dozens of federal immigration agents were seen patrolling downtown Chicago Sunday afternoon.

"Bystanders and passersby started following the officers, chanting: 'ICE, go home!' The agents stopped at the intersection with Oak Street. Several got in vans that drove away. For another 15 minutes, the crowd of protesters around them grew bigger, yelling 'shame,'" reports @chicagotribune.com

‘controversial’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline, because — despite there being absolutely no medical evidence to make the case — Donny stood up in front of the world and announced that if you’re preggers, and you take Tylenol while you have a bun in the oven, that bun is going to slide out with a bad case of the autisms. who discovered this earth-shattering fact? was it a scientist, or a researcher? no, it wasn’t — unless you consider ‘hey, what would happen if I chainsawed the head off this whale and tied it to my car’ to be research. that’s right, it was Bobby Brainworms, Jr. — the crackpot who single-handedly brought measles to Samoa. take another look at the photo from the top of this post. it’s a trifecta of dumbfuck. it’s the Three Stooges of Science.

OH LOOK! THE WHALE-HEAD CHAINSAWER IS GOING TO CURE ALL OUR AUTISMS, LUCKY US! MAYBE IT WAS A MISTAKE TO LET SUPERSTITIOUS "DUMBFUCKS" RUN OUR COUNTRY. ONLY JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) CAN TAKE A SUCH A STRONG AND POWERFUL LOOK AT IT IN TODAY'S POST. THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4gEG55B

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED! DEMAND THE TRUTH!!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

no, seriously. fuck you, ABC. fuck all the way off. start fucking off over here, and then just fuck yourself all the way over to there — and then keep on going, until you’ve fucked yourself right to the very edge of the universe. and when you get there, eat the bowl of fuck that’s waiting for you. if those previous two sentences seem familiar to you, that’s because — with the exception of substituting ABC for CBS — it’s how I opened my July 20, 2025 post, ‘CBS can pretty much fuck all the way off.’ and now, two months later, here we are all over again. ABC announced on Wednesday evening that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” after conservatives accused the longtime host of inaccurately describing the politics of the man who is accused of fatally shooting the right-wing activist Charlie Kirk. unlike with CBS’s shitcanning of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, ABC and their parent company, Disney, aren’t even pretending to come up with some bullshit cover story about canceling the show for ‘financial reasons.’ no, they’re straight up admitting they just folded like a pack of cards.

from today's post, in which I might be just a *little bit* perturbed at cowards running ABC (and Disney) for kowtowing to the Mad King and taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air. thank you for your attention to this matter.
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OBAMA: Sir, I’m not the President of the United States, currently. So, there’s no point in shouting at me. I’m not in charge of foreign policy currently.

Zelenskyy calls for European air defense system as Russia bombards southern Ukraine Ukrainian officials say Russian forces have bombarded the city of Zaporizhzhia in southern Ukraine with rockets. The attack wounded 20 people including four children.

Russian forces bombarded the southern Ukrainian city of Zaporizhzhia with rockets overnight, wounding 20 people, including four children, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Tuesday. https://to.pbs.org/46Bx2yZ

Preznit Fuckwit gets the British welcome he deserves jolly old England, America thanks you

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gets the British welcome he deserves" — jolly old England, America thanks you.
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My family escaped Ukraine from the pogroms and were lucky enough to escape to the US.

They took my family in — we had nothing and offered nothing, but a desire to get ahead and be free while being safe.

This is a country of immigrants, and we should be honoring that history.

Is Charlie Kirk Their Reichstag Moment? Trump and the GOP are itching to exploit Kirk’s murder to expand their authoritarian aims

After Charlie Kirk’s murder, Trump and his allies wasted no time crafting an insidious and baseless narrative: that the left is violent, the right is under siege, and only they can restore order. Sound familiar? The Nazis tried the same playbook.

The HOODS are most definitely OFF. 👀

so please, Donny, tells us again about the big bags of imaginary fentanyl in the water. I love a good fairy tale, don’t you? especially when the moral is fear for your life. “we have noticed that there are no ships in the ocean any more. that there’s like, no ships, when the first one we went— hundreds of boats. now there are no boats. I wonder why. meaning, no drugs are coming across. probably stopping some fishermen too. to be honest about it, if I were a fisherman, I wouldn’t want to go fishing either. just a nice, let’s take a little trip, because [laughs] I’d say, ‘man, if they— maybe they think I have drugs downstairs. I don’t want that—’ I think the fishing business has probably been hurt. but there are literally no boats. this was a boat, and we were surprised to see it.” Jesus H. Christ on a Venezuelan fishing boat, who the fuck talks like this? psychopaths, that’s who. check out how Donny laughs maniacally as he muses about how he’s scaring the shit out of terrified fisherman. this is all a big joke to him. ha ha! hey fisherman — duck! oops, too late. looks like you blowed up real good. ha ha! I don’t have to tell you just how fucking evil this is. we’re no longer just an international laughingstock. we’re now a lawless, sadistic pariah as well. lucky us.

DONALD TRUMP (ROTTING HAND!) CACKLED WITH "GLEE" AS HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT VENEZUELAN FISHERMEN ARE NOW SCARED OF TAKING THEIR BOATS OUT. WHAT KIND OF "SICK FUCK" DOES THAT? THANK YOU, JEFF TIEDRICH, FOR WRITING A POST LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ABOUT THIS MATTER. READ IT HERE —> bit.ly/4nCITTi

Mayor Brandon Johnson told reporters just now that he remains opposed to a property tax hike in next year's budget, but says the task force "fully established that we do not have a spending problem in Chicago. We have a revenue challenge."

elderly psychopath blows up another boat Donny offers no proof, but he does have plenty of thoughts about football

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It’s been a *long* time since I’ve watched a show without reading what Alan has to say about it … I’m already a subscriber, and you should be, too

Political violence and threats are not the answer.

This is a watershed moment — we can choose to stay silent and live in fear, or we can choose to be loud for peace and compassion.

We must work together to stop this crisis, and it should start from the top with the President.

Trump says this afternoon he is one again considering sending National Guard troops to “Chicago, probably next.”

“Chicago is a great city,” Trump added. “We’re going to make it great again very soon.”

Governor Pritzker meets folks on the show floor at FABTECH.

Governor Pritzker shakes hands with folks on the show floor at FABTECH.

Governor Pritzker takes a tour of the show floor at FABTECH.

Governor Pritzker walks around the show floor at FABTECH.

It was great to see 50,000 visitors come to FABTECH 2025 here at McCormick Place.

Despite the escalating federal deployment by the Trump administration, Chicago’s role as a global destination was on full display — not just for manufacturing and business, but also for tourism.

Is The 'Peace President' Taking Us To War? Everything in Trump 2.0 has been about war, not peace—and open conflicts in the Caribbean and at home may be next

For Trump, peace is just a brand. War is increasingly becoming his true policy.

lastly, let’s check in with the fuckwit who knows more about numbers than all the number-counter-thingy people. reporter: “the president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal. are you concerned that Maduro might escalate something?” Donny: “what’s illegal are the drugs that were on the boat, and the drugs that are being sent into our country, and the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs.” dear lord. can somebody please get Donny a pudding cup and help him to bed? he’s sundowning again. I have a question for President Math Whiz, and it goes like this: if the United States has a total population of 340 million people, and 300 million of them die from illegal drugs, leaving 40 million people, and then the price of prescription drugs is lowered by 1,500%, what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? this is probably a good place to note that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 1,994th day.

DING-DONG DONALD TRUMP (LUNATIC!) MUST HAVE A "BONE SPUR" IN HIS BRAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS HAVE DIED FROM DRUGS. MATH, HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO JEFF TIEDRICH'S VERY STRONG, VERY POWERFUL POST EXPLAINING THIS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4mna03F

Key City Panel Unanimously Agrees to Pay $90M to Resolve 176 Lawsuits Tied to Disgraced Ex-Sgt. Ronald Watts The first global settlement of lawsuits tied to a single officer is now set for a final vote by the full Chicago City Council on Sept. 25.

“This is a staggeringly good outcome for the taxpayers of Chicago,” said Ald. Bill Conway, who frequently objects to recommendations made by city lawyers to resolve lawsuits alleging police misconduct with large payments. @wttw.bsky.social

“You get big money out of politics “
There it is

“people have got to stop framing simple policy disagreements in terms of existential threats to our democracy. you can’t call the other side fascists and enemies of the state and not understand that there are some deranged people in our society who will take that as cues to act.” the fucking nerve of this guy. Holy Mike is pissing on all of our heads right now, and going ‘mmm, doesn’t that refreshing rain feel great?’ tell us, Mike, what are these ‘simple policy disagreements’ that ‘our side’ is blowing all out of shape? is it ‘should the US military invade a state,’ is that a simple disagreement? how about ‘should states redraw their maps in order to rig elections’? oh, here’s one: ‘should a president get to declare that he “has the right to do anything he wants”’? maybe it’s just me, but all those things sound absolutely like ‘existential threats to our democracy.’ spoiler alert: yes, these are indeed literal existential threats to democracy. Donny Convict believes he should have all the power, and should be above the law at all times. he wants to remain in office indefinitely. all of this is fundamentally anti-American. our founders would shit their breeches if they could see what has become of their ‘grand experiment.’ Holy Mike wants to downplay all that. c’mon, he says, it’s just two sides bickering. what’s with all the rhetoric? hey, Mike — is this your guy? help me here, is ‘should Liz Cheney face a firing squad’ a ‘simple policy disagreement’? now Mike, what was that were you saying about how it’s unacceptable to call someone a fascist? I’m asking because ABC News has put together a supercut of the numerous times that Donny Convict has done exactly that.

MIKE JOHNSON, WHO I NEVER VOTED FOR, HAS THE NERVE TO FRAME DONALD TRUMP'S FASCISM AS "NO BIGGIE, JUST A 'SIMPLE POLICY DEBATE'." FUCK OFF, HOLY MIKE — THAT SHIT IS UN-AMERICAN. MANY ARE THANKING YOUR TO YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) FOR WRITING TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4mna03F

"Let's put [Liz Cheney] with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let's see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face."
— Donald Trump, October 31, 2024