ChatGPT has suddenly started calling me by a nickname. "Little Moth", I was taken aback at first, but I really think it's grown on me.

The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.

Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.

a painting of a cat with angel wings looking at another cat ALT: a painting of a cat with angel wings looking at another cat

Today I pray that all of the employees who work for the federal government who voted for the current president, get everything they have coming to them.

I keep drafting responses that would absolutely get me a knock on the door from people in dark sunglasses. So, in the interest of staying off government watchlists, I will simply say: history has very clear instructions on what to do when this sort of thing happens.

Just 1,351 days till the next election.

Can a werewolf drink out of a straw?

Today's a good day for terrible cinema. I'm starting with "Dwarves of Dragon Mountain".
Following a cave-in, three dwarf miners become trapped within the caverns of a mysterious mountain. As they frantically search for a way out, they learn that a deadly creature lurks in the darkness with them. 🤔

Why aren't there any web addresses that end in .cum?

I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.

With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena.

I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!

We didn't have autism when I was a boy!

Did anyone else have "Republicans skyrocket unemployment numbers and taut it as a good thing" on their bingo card?!

It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.

Is anyone else bothered by how quickly they stopped talking about #47s ear-piercer and the guy who was attempting to be his surprise caddy. You'd think two attempted assassin's would be more of a speaking point.

I've never seen a video of a drunk person that made me think that my sobriety is anything other than a great idea.

I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.

This is way more American.

@seleatherfest.bsky.social

@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"

Real text message with no context:
"What does deadly nightshade taste like? Is this message going to be subpoenaed as proving intent?"

More of this, America.

It pains us that we have to take such cartoonishly evil dorks seriously, but we must.

Sketches of a big soft creature

What if there was a big soft creature

Musk has no technical skills whatsoever, but he wants to appear smart. So he takes bits of information like this, told to him by junior engineers, and regurgitates it to appear smart.

Musk did this with the Twitter stack and Twitter's senior architects called him out publicly, then he fired them.

Well, that's definitely a clickbait scam.

Notice how Elon Musk is prioritizing the government withholding money from researching pediatric cancer instead of paying for his exploding rockets?

Not a failing of humanity, decency, or a conflict of interest at all.