3.5 years ago. Time flies!

I got my ketubah framed at that framebridge

playing infantry only stalingrad and getting direct hit kills with the bazooka

the amex TV ads for centurion lounge conveniently omitting the line of hundreds of people waiting to get in

I think 2008-2009 was an acceptable time to say “epic”! It’s only because the Worst People in the World continue to say it now that our opinions have shifted

same as last year

(person who’s only had pies before trying pizza): this must be some kind of pizza pie

i think all facets of society are ready for a murder mystery detective show where the lead character is a laptop on a Segway running chatGPT that solves every crime when the other cops tell it all the clues they find

There’s pie to be had

as any menswear historian will tell you. the modern necktie was invented in 1925 when stanley morris of new york got a hot dog mustard stain on his white shirt and needed a fashionable way to cover it up before a big meeting

Die another day radicalized me into conservatism yearning for the days when James Bond movies were not that abysmal

food gifts to the poor while wearing costumes? goyishe Purim continues to catch up to the real thing

@bluebookvalue.bsky.social

In fairness, we have a long legal tradition here of diving into soup-like culinary arts: masscases.com/cases/sjc/34...

2 runs on 4 hits in one inning pitched

oh no

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com true lovers of baseball will want to tune in for the 9th inning of the Red Sox vs Orioles double hitter game 1 where a position player is lobbing 35 mph pitches to help the bullpen rest for game 2

sometimes you rob a home run sometimes the ball rolls past you and you give one up

I’m in

And the Diet Coke with the yellow caps has aspartame instead of aspartame

integra

And what words do we use to describe the people who made the Jews, inter alia, flee from place to place or fear their own destruction? Oppressors? Genocidists? And what words do we carefully select to describe Current Events

But did you consider that practically every purchase is unethical in some respects and so I don’t need to consider the ethical ramifications of any of my purchases actually

That graphics card doesn’t look heavy enough. I need something that will bend my motherboard to the point of snapping within a week

www.jonathanmelendez.com/kimchi-chila... Simpsons did it

my wife™ absolutely loves those

why not

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