if I could travel back in time, I would assassinate Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Would it mean no more Jesus Christ Superstar?
Yes, but if there's anything that musical taught me is that sacrifices must be made.
this one goes out to @sidhecollective.bsky.social, naturally :P
you can't spell "life is when you become cognizant that you're always in line for an insane ride with 'horses-on-expert-speeds' they call a carousel where, after spinning you for a set amount of time to knock you senseless, you immediately stumble right back in line!" without "insane sexual arousel"
please, roast me to let out some steam :3
be as non-apologetic as you want to be <3
buttholes have to be, like
...the ultimate mood ring!
tgirls tgirl by the tshore
i think my favorite Recess character was *brain zaps* ...Stinkwheeler?
using my pretty privilege to get my library fines waived ($1) 😉💅
lights, lights, lights, gas-oh-leeene
Speaking of my YouTube algorithm, let’s see what it’s up to today
youtu.be/0nLMdhYUzLo?...
i frankly think Caitlyn Jenner deserves all the misgendering, birthnaming, and every piece of vitriol directed at her for painting herself into a corner with fellow nazis.
no fuckin' empathy for sellouts.
choose this day
whom ye will serve.
as for me and my house,
we will serve the cunt.
ask not for whom this cheek claps,
this cheek claps for thee...
Land Before Tim Curry.
i've seen a dog & bitch
indulging in a full 69.
Long Song Jilver
"tell me your torments of an addled brain" is one of my favorite ice-breakers...
Dwayne 'The Jock' Ronson.
"CAN YOU COOK WHAT THE ROCK IS SMOKIN'???"
- Dwayne "The Jock" Ronson.
what was Bob Marley's line in his Scooby-Doo cameo?
...jinkies Shaggay!
what is Bob Marley's least favourite food?
...stinky egg-ay!
Phil Collins: - writes a song about letting a man drown. - doesn't actually let a man drown. Eric Clapton: - writes a song about letting his kid die while on a cocaine bender. - .....
i've seen a dog & bitch
indulging in a full 69.
everything I do to be a revolting woman (cramming large cupcakes in my mouth) is horribly *backfiring* (getting too many beejs)!!!!
unless you're drinking soda on ecstasy but, really...
commercials really lied about how much fun i'd be having while drinking soda.
never had a film quite captured the quintessential experience of being an androgynous person and, arguably, none has since. running with the gender-diverse crowd, it is not a stretch of the imagination to see traits of either Pat and Kris in oneself; simple people looking for love in a world that pays much too much attention to their appearances rather than their hearts. is Julia Sweeney's character way too socially intense? yeah, just like so many of my non-binary pals. am I irrevocably attracted to Dave Foley's portrayal of Kris? you're absolutely goddamned right; what a knock-out! the beauty of this film's irony is how Charles Rocket's character is painted as a disgustingly obsessed jerk ruining his life trying to "figure Pat out", whereas friends gather to celebrate and support Pat and Kris' marriage...even if the still don't fully "get it" brings a tear to the eye 🥹
Julia Sweeny as Pat; a shorter person with short, curly black hair, a blue button up shirt, beige pants, and brown loafers. Pat stands with thumbs in pockets with a dorky confidence. Pat is standing in front of a big pink question mark. text: It's Pat, The Movie* * the O is shaped like ⚧️
It's Pat (1994)
hey babe, wanna come over and watch a vhs rip of the 2-hour Geraldo Rivera special exposing satanism? it includes the commercials :3
brb, gotta give a placeblow-job
is bukkake classified as a peer-reviewed science yet?