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a patch/sticker design in three colors (white, green, and black) depicting a long line of "kid in a sheet" style ghosts, several ghosts wide, extending into the background, surrounded by the text "EVERYTHING BARELY EXISTS"

a patch/sticker design in three colors (white, green, and black) depicting a long line of "kid in a sheet" style ghosts, several ghosts wide, extending into the background, surrounded by the text "EVERYTHING BARELY EXISTS"

you get three guesses

at what's under the sheet

but I will never tell you

if any of them are right

21 hours ago 37 8 0 0

BLT stands for But Lettuce's Tasteless

3 days ago 100 24 6 1

Letting out a low growl and snapping at your soft underbelly as we fight to suckle from the teets of The Great Sphere

2 days ago 52 2 2 0

It's not a bag of raisins. It's trail mix with a very skewed distribution. If you have lunch with me for the next 500 million years, you should expect to see three peanuts, one almond, and 0.001 M&M.

3 days ago 2 1 0 0

My biggest regret in life is not scooping up the domain hair.net when I had the chance.

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

It's raisins all the way down.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

The raisins in trail mix have always been this big.

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

"bloviate" <--> "blow V8", there's gotta be a joke in there somewhere

4 days ago 2 0 1 0

To curb my constant urge to eat sidewalk chalk, I try to keep a can of macadamia nuts nearby

4 days ago 36 13 1 0

They need to make the rest of the NBA Finals a play-in tournament. have a play-in with 1 vs 2 .. 7 vs 8. Top Winner advances, bottom loser is out, other winners play the loser above them. Four teams advance and have one more play-in with the conference final being best of seven.

4 days ago 1 0 0 0
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I GOT IT ON LOCK. CAPS LOCK.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

What's up with the abnormally large raisins in trail mix?

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

Anybody know a good drug that makes you wanna do more of that drug.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I don't have an opinion on whether we are living in a simulation, but I'm almost certain that Phoenix, AZ is procedurally generated.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Fire Team 3 has neutralized a den of hypebeasts. over

1 week ago 21 1 0 0

There is an island inhabited by two tribes. The members of one tribe like big butts and cannot lie. The members of the other tribe do not like big butts and always lie. A visitor with a big butt ...

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Vervet Underground

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Can you be disabused of something other than a notion?

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

From infused to confused

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

i’ve survived yet another reorg/layoff i feel like a sparkling cockroach

2 weeks ago 42 1 1 0
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they never address it in the film, but mogwai meat is a delicious and sustainable protein source.

2 weeks ago 80 19 7 1

"rural" is a weird sounding word. Whenever someone says it I make them repeat it even if I understood the first time.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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I am defending my reputation as the world’s metalest NPR show by bringing Sunn O))) on Bullseye.

2 weeks ago 124 10 11 3

roast before acid,
trip will be placid.
acid before roast,
see the meat's ghost.

3 weeks ago 10 1 0 0

I always thought it was socially acceptable to mop gravy up with a piece of bread in a restaurant, but apparently, it has to be “your plate” and you have to “have clothes on”. Well excuse me for not reading the small print.

3 weeks ago 3308 324 1 1

The booty call was coming from inside the house

4 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

Weird to think that I'm probably going to die one day

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Like bringing a cat to the dog show

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Q: How does Batman take his coffee?
A: With bat milk.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

In the Southern Hemisphere, the sun rises and sets from the top of the sky instead of the bottom.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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