a patch/sticker design in three colors (white, green, and black) depicting a long line of "kid in a sheet" style ghosts, several ghosts wide, extending into the background, surrounded by the text "EVERYTHING BARELY EXISTS"
you get three guesses
at what's under the sheet
but I will never tell you
if any of them are right
BLT stands for But Lettuce's Tasteless
Letting out a low growl and snapping at your soft underbelly as we fight to suckle from the teets of The Great Sphere
It's not a bag of raisins. It's trail mix with a very skewed distribution. If you have lunch with me for the next 500 million years, you should expect to see three peanuts, one almond, and 0.001 M&M.
My biggest regret in life is not scooping up the domain hair.net when I had the chance.
It's raisins all the way down.
The raisins in trail mix have always been this big.
"bloviate" <--> "blow V8", there's gotta be a joke in there somewhere
To curb my constant urge to eat sidewalk chalk, I try to keep a can of macadamia nuts nearby
They need to make the rest of the NBA Finals a play-in tournament. have a play-in with 1 vs 2 .. 7 vs 8. Top Winner advances, bottom loser is out, other winners play the loser above them. Four teams advance and have one more play-in with the conference final being best of seven.
I GOT IT ON LOCK. CAPS LOCK.
What's up with the abnormally large raisins in trail mix?
Anybody know a good drug that makes you wanna do more of that drug.
I don't have an opinion on whether we are living in a simulation, but I'm almost certain that Phoenix, AZ is procedurally generated.
Fire Team 3 has neutralized a den of hypebeasts. over
There is an island inhabited by two tribes. The members of one tribe like big butts and cannot lie. The members of the other tribe do not like big butts and always lie. A visitor with a big butt ...
Vervet Underground
Can you be disabused of something other than a notion?
From infused to confused
i’ve survived yet another reorg/layoff i feel like a sparkling cockroach
they never address it in the film, but mogwai meat is a delicious and sustainable protein source.
"rural" is a weird sounding word. Whenever someone says it I make them repeat it even if I understood the first time.
I am defending my reputation as the world’s metalest NPR show by bringing Sunn O))) on Bullseye.
roast before acid,
trip will be placid.
acid before roast,
see the meat's ghost.
I always thought it was socially acceptable to mop gravy up with a piece of bread in a restaurant, but apparently, it has to be “your plate” and you have to “have clothes on”. Well excuse me for not reading the small print.
The booty call was coming from inside the house
Weird to think that I'm probably going to die one day
Like bringing a cat to the dog show
Q: How does Batman take his coffee?
A: With bat milk.
In the Southern Hemisphere, the sun rises and sets from the top of the sky instead of the bottom.