someone is talking about me.

Today he met Eros... the god of love... and he's halfway convinced the god of love looks and talks like a 30 something year old manager being overworked and underpaid...

Huh... religion looks like corporate work.

-SHUDDER-

would you like some of her hair product ¿

my mom 💔

[ for a bit eros is quiet, wings flapping as he moves around this interesting one- flying in closer or backing up for a full view. soon patting hand against the helmet top. ]

try not to anger anyone! i will find you and check in when i can❗️

if you get in some trouble, just shout for me— eros. 💕

i hate when other gods try to do my job ❗️

i am watching you though. the moment you mess up or are in too deep; i WILL swoop in and go about it MY way.

[ despite the threat he shoves the book previously summoned into cinnamons chest- open to pages dedicated to the bugs past. limited to relationships, of course. ]

you- you— stop that ! you can not just usher me away with the distraction of my favorite upcoming festivities 💢.. okay, you can actually. i have so much to prepare for. i have an inkling there is going to be SO MUCH love to spread !

this odd casing you have definitely reminds me of something the underworld would conjure up.

[ making a fist, knocking against the hard plates. ]

sad to say, but i dont plan on leaving the pantheon for a few hours. 💕 i ’ could find someone to take you back to- wherever you are from. but i am busy!

oh i appreciate the acknowledgement! i work so hard these days, and what with the upcoming festivities the mortals are discussing and planning for and— OFF THE CASE ¿ off the- OFF THE CASE ¡

the one thing i should be ON THE CASE for !

you can not— meddling will get you hit.

lost —? you are definitely not where you are suppose to be !

[ the winged god zips closer, circling around this mechanical giant. impressed, but not enough to shake away concern. ]

youre currently standing foot at the ground level for the gathering place of gods. and you are NOT a god i remember.

　　　That's right.
𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱.

OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE THAT POWER

[ squinting. summoning a book bound in red fabrics and various threaded markers- opening up, skimming page after page. ]

oh, i assume you ‘ DIDNT look into whatever history this pest has relating to relations to compare and rate the compatibility?

with a —

is that a ‘ bug ?

[ taken aback, but not entirely surprised ! offering a friendly wiggling of fingers in the direction of waving party. ]

absolutely adorable.

twin, did you allow this after i explicitly cursed hans.

who said the flower boy could be experiencing positive emotions ¡

who the ‘ heck is that !!!

throwing it back in circles.

CHOKES

😘

bestie has to wash away the consequences.

. . . . . . you dont just send them (with exception) all to the same place¿

im not laughing but i am laughing.

what the * HECK is a hell.

us but its two cats fighting over who gets to sit in the open window! 💋

I love you, I ... I want to cry, I want to die.

Cut my life short, darling!!!!

[ a delighted and flattered god is the outcome! zagreus is rewarded for the absolute kindness with a pat to the head and a bottle of wine. 🫶 ]