They say that your pets are waiting for you in the afterlife but does that count the squirrels and birds I feed? Because I might be reunited with too many animals down the road. Just a giant mass of cats and rodents and birds. I might have screwed that up.

I always wanted to see a T2/Mars Attacks mash up.

I hated being called a “party pooper” especially since I’ve been so backed up lately.