it turns out i am quite the haze player in deadlock

bluesky is a human-centric website my ass

the other duelist heroes in deadlock have swords

i'm talking about yamato and the fencer apollo

meanwhile this mf wraith over here with the fuckin' tommy gun and a standard deck of cards

"dude this guy has so much lifesteal" hmmm, i wonder if there was a bane of heals in the deadlock shop

ok so there's a reason why i have billy banned in my deadlock roster and yoshi personally puts one in my lobby on my team what the fuck

i used to pray for times like this

oh my god they finally nerfed haze ult (also known as the "instantly win this teamfight button" late game in lower brackets where no one buys metal skin + return fire or any form of circle of instant death ender)

FOR ROCK AND STONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(ik you're talking about helldivers but this was the first thing that popped up in my head)

apollo is genuinely so much fun because i get to pull shit like this off

(and yet i'm still very ass at the game because my escape route here was very suboptimal)

apollo's power curve in deadlock kinda resembles that of a turbocharged engine

he's really strong early game but then he falls off hard as it progresses

a well-needed haze nerf in deadlock would be a metal skin buff that prevents bullet procs when active

actually the most fun i've ever had in this game so far

the doorman in deadlock
ultimate troll hero
oh are you in your ult? well you're going to hell now welcome to the baroness dumbass

i've played too much deadlock and now i keep thinking about eventually also getting into dota 2 for some reason

friends disapprove of even the idea of this but i keep thinking about it

here's the post from before i blocked his ass

spotted netanyahu's strongest soldier

yeah i'm feeling better now

and out of the hospital as of yesterday morning

fuck you

guess who's at the hospital after vomiting fluids for the past four hours!

diabolical farm steal

this post was written by a billy by spirit who was angry he didn't get rem (my main hero)

and i'm not a billy main either. so i'm sorry if i go negative you piece of shit.

a paige player was being a bitch during laning phase with me (billy) accusing me of feeding in a game of deadlock

bitch tf you want me to do? i'm billy. i'm supposed to be in their face. if i fucking die i fucking die.

am i really a rem main if i don't drop a bag of unsecured souls that's bigger than my character model is

this must vex you

looks like linux 7 is on the horizon i wonder what the kernel will have

deadlock after OGNB patch:

"how do you know that Rem's been here?"

"there's a suspicious lack of boxes or statues"