LOL. Nailed it.

She was agitated.

Dallas

Now she’s shouting “I’m the last person you want to fuck with!”, which in theory could be a claim in support of her prior statement.

I’m on a train with their polar opposite: a very large woman carrying a very small scooter shouting into her phone “it’s alienation of goddamn affection!”

The salmon were more likely than other fish to work on Wall Street, in large law firms, or as the Secretary of HHS.

They seem like their spouse got full custody and a hefty alimony.

I took some inspiration from that most elegant of productions.

Okay, but hear me out…

I own that department. 😘

Pete is, indeed a macho man. Tragically yet hilariously macho.

I was ahead of this trend by thirty years.

When you don’t understand war or the press or Pharisees.

The truth is always patriotic. Even - or especially - when it hurts.

I can make sweet sweet love twice.

What kind of life is it where you can’t wait for the punchline.

Me, but every day and in both ways.

LOL
LAMO even

*hug*

Yeah. Whole thing was a mess.

No big party this time. Went low-key.

I love these dudes using 50lbs of gear like they packed it to some remote location. Bro we all know there’s a truck parked behind the camera. Settle down.

They all use that same absurd knife. Dude didn’t season his meat, overcooked it, then dumped it in with a bunch of loose herbs. WTF

I couldn’t bring myself to watch it all at 1x speed.

Even skipping through it I am outraged.

Honesty in advertising. You love to see it.

Good times, good times.

It’s such an inevitable question from Gorsuch that it’s practically malpractice not to have an answer ready.

Adopted and ratified.