Jesus Demarcus Christ

When I was in undergrad in 2006, I got an account because it was the only way to access a lot of the old Hong Kong kung-fu films I was studying for a class on the subject. Fell in love with the genre and still watch Five Deadly Venoms like once a month. Hulu was commercial-free back then too. 👵🏽

😂😂😂😂😂 this is so morbid!!

A sphynx cat formed into a loaf-like shape on a lap

I too love a loaf

An egg cup which, somewhat terrifyingly, is meant to evoke an egg-headed humanoid reading the morning news

I can’t bear to eat out of him so he just sits on the shelf 😂😂😂

Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne back-to-back. The wrong people get taken.

I will be laughing about this for a long time

This is honestly so funny because that’s why I haven’t put in egg in him 😂😂😂 I felt it would humanise him too much for me to feel comfortable eating said egg 😭

Haha I’m still here! I have not used said egg cup. It sits as an odd treasure on a shelf by my work desk 😂

COUNT YO MF DAYS, NICKELODEON!!!!!!!

Inflammation? You should add turmeric to your eggs in the morning. A lot of turmeric. This is how I managed my swollen ligaments in my pregnancies.

Hate telling my husband he’s hot because he starts thinking I like him

I was literally less smart for 8 months. Felt like a break tbh

I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...

Also see: Lin Yu-ting

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Lol!

I have a bag from Kate Gabrielle similar to the one on the right but without the notch in a beautiful lilac and I love it. It also has a “Cute and Hydrated” keychain and a little croissant clasp. Get one while you can 💗💗💗💗

What is this genuinely asking

"Kasper Eriksen, his family, and the media, refuse to state the painfully obvious truth that he was undocumented, because they see him as white."

the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought.

don't forget.

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🤣 no but really

Toddler in pajamas wearing a colorful running cap

Bought this really cute hat for myself but

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No way the photo on the right isn’t Kim when she used to work for Paris Hilton 😳

A hairless cat lounging on a sunlit couch with pillows

Must be nice

😘💗 You are loved

Is it your birthday???? Happy Birthday!!!!