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Posts by Rob Wesley

Clayface movie should just be a regular movie, but at the end one of the actors turns to the camera and says "By the way? I was Clayface the whole time" then turns into Clayface.

Sequel is Clayface vs. AI. They try to replace all actors with AI and Clayface has to outact all the AI actors at once.

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This is incredible.

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He let a dog play basketball. And they destroyed him for it.

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It's an ancient past that Thriller destroys.

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Need someone with IMDbPro access to add this to the MICHAEL cast info, thank you.

"Benedict Cumberbatch Vincent Price (uncredited)"

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I can see Michael having either been really into the Duracell commercial family or terrified of them.

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Ending the movie with a triumphant freeze-frame of Michael with the sound of an adoring crowd cheering and then text that says "And basically it kept going like this for the rest of his life."

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Jaafar Jackson as Michael Jackson, being blasted by Thriller's terrible Ice Breath attack, which is reference in the song in the lyric:

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller
Chiller, thriller here tonight

As you can see, Michael has already taken battle damage on his right hand at this point in this battle against Thriller, which, spoiler, he loses.

Jaafar Jackson as Michael Jackson, being blasted by Thriller's terrible Ice Breath attack, which is reference in the song in the lyric: So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller Chiller, thriller here tonight As you can see, Michael has already taken battle damage on his right hand at this point in this battle against Thriller, which, spoiler, he loses.

Thriller uses its Ice Breath attack to freeze Michael Jackson on stage during his ill-fated first attempt to kill it in a scene from MICHAEL JACKSON VS. THRILLER, the only film that dares explore the most controversial part of Jackson's life.(his attempts to capture and kill the evil Thriller.)

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Colman Domingo as Joseph Jackson in MICHAEL JACKSON VS. THRILLER, the movie that dares to tackle the most controversial issue in Michael Jackson's entire life, the time he captured and killed Thriller, the evil monster that plagued the Jackson family throughout its history.

Colman Domingo as Joseph Jackson in MICHAEL JACKSON VS. THRILLER, the movie that dares to tackle the most controversial issue in Michael Jackson's entire life, the time he captured and killed Thriller, the evil monster that plagued the Jackson family throughout its history.

"It's got 40 eyes, Michael. How are you going to sneak up on a Beast with 40 eyes? You're not. Listen to me, Joseph Jackson. You can't kill Thriller. It can't be done."

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It's weird because it feels like Jackson's kind of turned into a semi-fictional character where people could say "Well, the songs are good and he's not around anymore..." Drawing attention to him having been a real person with a movie that won't address any of the bad stuff seems counterproductive.

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OK, cut the shit! We're done talking about Lee Cronin.

We're talking about the new Michael Jackson movie (MICHAEL JACKSON VS. THRILLER) now. This is what we're talking about now.

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My thoughts on this Flyers-Penguins series so far: I like Pittsburgh playing something off "Tiny Music..." at the arena. Good for them.

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when you change your mind about sentencing digital underground to the bonestripper

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"Do I just type 'Freejack' in here? Just type 'Freejack' and 'Vacendak' right here, then? And that'll make Freejack come on?"

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Universal Healthcare but it's only accessible via Snapchat Glasses.

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Actor James Wolk (his stage name, his real name is "Bob Benson From Mad Men") in a hallway making a weird face because he's about to backhand a...general? It was probably a general. Anyway, he's about to backhand the general and say "WHERE'S THE SLOTH?" because this was from the TV show ZOO, which won every Emmy for three straight seasons of TV.

There's another guy in the background of the shot, I don't know who he is, but he looks like a weird combination of Harry Hamlin and Andy Warhol and I think maybe he's the guy who played the villain on the short-lived syndicated superhero series MUTANT X where the villain character was Magneto but if Magneto was Andy Warhol? I mean, it can't be that guy. But I just like thinking about the Andy Warhol-ass supervillain guy from the short-lived syndicated superhero series MUTANT X.

Actor James Wolk (his stage name, his real name is "Bob Benson From Mad Men") in a hallway making a weird face because he's about to backhand a...general? It was probably a general. Anyway, he's about to backhand the general and say "WHERE'S THE SLOTH?" because this was from the TV show ZOO, which won every Emmy for three straight seasons of TV. There's another guy in the background of the shot, I don't know who he is, but he looks like a weird combination of Harry Hamlin and Andy Warhol and I think maybe he's the guy who played the villain on the short-lived syndicated superhero series MUTANT X where the villain character was Magneto but if Magneto was Andy Warhol? I mean, it can't be that guy. But I just like thinking about the Andy Warhol-ass supervillain guy from the short-lived syndicated superhero series MUTANT X.

"This hippo isn't playing games."

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They haven't told the players in the Thunder/Suns game yet (waiting for a break) but I'm hearing from reliable sources that the NBA isn't going to continue with the rest of the playoffs this year because the "vibes are bad" and "something feels off" so they're going to cancel the rest of the games.

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If you're the Sixers right now, you have to be thinking "This is only Best of Five right? Please only let this Best of Five."

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Boston, The World's Most Evil City

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Adapted from THE BUTLER BATTLE BOOK

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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy vs. Lee Child’s Jack Reacher

(Ok, but hang on, JACK REACHER vs FRANKENSTEIN - aka REACHER VS CREATURE - is a big money idea and I want it to happen now, give it to me.)

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"I am the Alpha and the Omega" = "Ay Oh, Oh Ay."

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Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, Lee Cronin's The Mummy.
Lee Cronin's The Mummy: Rrrhh.

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Lee Cronin's Abbott and Lee Cronin's Costello Meet Lee Cronin's The Mummy

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This ‘89 Pistons Cable Outro Goes Unnecessarily Hard
This ‘89 Pistons Cable Outro Goes Unnecessarily Hard YouTube video by Ryan Van Dusen
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Kevin Cronin's The Mummy

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Must Be Lee Cronin’s The Mummy

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