SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

First couple of chips your brain reacts poorly but by the end, I kind of loved them.

ONE BOTTLE AFTER ANOTHER

a fat man wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt is looking through his sunglasses . ALT: a fat man wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt is looking through his sunglasses .

Wow what a miss

The timeline is going to be so conflicted when west ham hosts arsenal in a few weeks.

Recently had "Italian Meat Sauce" flavor and it was excellent. America gets the worst Lay's. Jamon flavor is the best I ever had.

oh man. iranian state media reporting that the strait of hormuz is open, but only to those who can answer the blind old man’s riddles three. not a long term solution, to say the least.

Schrodinger's Strait of Hormuz

Ah okay. That makes sense. Forgot they were even playing this week when Bayern-Real were showing how fun the sport should be.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

No ill feelings on how they play anti-football and now the PL is awful to watch? Not to mention Partey.

Easily getting promoted and having a good time. I assume they will buy a few players in addition.

Good news. I did it for you. It's pretty fun tbh. Way more likeable squad.
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Exactly one year ago today:

What if it improved them though.

Oh wow that is a weird stat. It did feel like the team kind of treaded water in first halves before improving in the second half a lot. Yeah I like Staley too.

Yeah I wasn't sure about Staley but by the end of the year he was cooking. Could be legit good if they go defense at 8.

Maybe we get lucky and keep Kudus or Vuskovic (bundi loan I presume) but I doubt it. And of course we are getting Solomon, look at the manager we hired.

After thinking it over. I think the championship version of Spurs would be super fun.

Kinksy, Danso, Deki, Maddison, Tel, Bergvall, Gray, Odobert, Moore, Devine, Donley, Yang, Olusesi, Melia, Lankshear, Souza, Rowswell, Byfield, Phillips, Barnet-Williams, Solomon, Takai, Dorrington.

They could have just not bid for the matches like Montreal did.

What the fuck is geese

Jokes on you. We don't have any good players.

this site has gotta get better at sports because i have not seen this 500,000 times on my TL when it is one of the craziest goals i have ever seen

Or what about this angle??

Insulted at the lack of my saints.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

Arteta preparing Arsenal to play the worst football anyone has ever seen next weekend vs Man City.

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

You have to try salmiakki liquer. It's fantastic.

Embrace your lord and savior. Salty licorice is the goat.