Hold on, I need to google something really quick

oh fuck.

Refilled my birdfeeder. Front yard is lost to the finches, send help.

chainsaw man good.

IM THE ONLY ONE WHO'S LISTENING TO THEM!

Trying really hard not to she/her the robots at work

Ohmygosh, that means so much to me!

*scuttles into an air duct

I think if we were in a "The Thing" situation, If I said "Guys, it's just me!" and then my head split open from the top, revealing razor sharp teeth, that would be very cute of me.

I had never considered Dr.Mario could be a woman.
Am I a bad person?

Did Mr. Pibb effectively utilize girl power by funding paramilitary death squads in Columbia?

I had never considered that Mr.pibb could be a woman. Am I a bad person?

An abandoned two liter bottle of orange faygo in a snowbank

Cinderella...

I mean, I would buy one, but I'm an optical media pervert.

Tactical carbon fiber big swirly lollypop for big strong boys

Who up watching James and the Giant Peach?

Peach heads sound off!

This is what chainsaw man is about

Now that my gall bladder has been removed, if anyone asks me if I've had "The Surgery" I'll say yes.

Happy international women's day, get out there and kill and kill and kill

Laying on my back on a grassy hill, picking the petals off of a daisy:

"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."

I'm still waiting for anything to hit me as hard as this episode.

How would they even judge it? This concept will haunt me.

What professor brothers episode is this from?

Hell Yeah

They wish they could get rid of me thi easy.

I saw this after I read the book, and it felt like an adaptation from the simpsons. Planet of the apes the musical ass movie.

Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.

I miss the other way around, my arm hair is too soft to scratch my face.

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