Lord, help us all.

More snow in NOLA than in Alaska. Just remember that climate change is not real. /s The canaries are dying in the coal mine and people will not take the bloody hint. Lord help us all from the idiots that are in charge right now.

#climatechange #idiots #Alaska #Louisiana

Attention Jan. 6th rioters:

The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons.

Regards,

God

Yes!!!

A closeup of a brown tabby cat flopping in front of a computer monitor. His head is upside down, his fat polydactyl paws are curled under his chin and his fangs are dangling with contentment. He’s having his belly rubbed and feeling the bliss. #CatsOfBlueSky

Will work for belly rubs

This is his pardon, purchas’d by such sin
For which the pardoner himself is in.

That was quick!

I guess sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword.

🤡Clown show alert

Things are going to get rough over the next four years.

No lie found.

#yatr #soapopera #young #restless #television #TV #funny #humor #old #oldpeople #tired #youngandtherestless

#lafire #studiocityfire #Hollywood

Governor Nix's Speech - Tomorrowland YouTube video by GG Cannon

Governor Nix hit it right on the head.

youtu.be/5sZnphH7L80?...

Today we have a National Day of Mourning for Jimmy Carter. He used the White House as a stepping stone to bigger and better things to help the world. May he rest in peace and be remembered fondly for all those he helped in his life.

Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah.

It's not worth a movie.

The whole LA area is ablaze. If you're in the area, evacuate and leave your material possession behind. Things can be replaced, you can't.

#fire #santamonica #la #lacounty #getty #gettymuseum #pier #wildfire #southland #evacuation #pch #Pacific #pacificcoast #safety #highway1 #California #ca

Happy Treason Day, Democrats! Have fun not storming the Capitol!

GOP Senator Deb Fischer’s husband, Bruce, refuses to shake Vice President Kamala Harris’s hand after her swearing-in. Truly classless.

Some things that are free should not be picked up. I love Tigers, but only behind protection or them being sedated. No matter the size of the cat, they all love boxes.

#Tigers #tiger #tigger #cat #cats #cute #fluffy #fluff #fluffball #stripes #free #pet #petme #lovable #paws #pawlove

So much cuteness! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

#cuteness #cute #bunny #Capybara #toocute

Nothing like sleeping in on Jan 1, getting a fire going and having some egg nog with bourbon in it.

#eggnog #fire #fireplace #newyear #2025 #Christmas

Meet Jimmy.

Jimmy builds houses for the homeless.

Be like Jimmy.

A handsome tabby cat sitting in a big white armchair. His ample belly is on full display and a fat polydactyl paw rests casually on his thigh. He’s relaxed and looking into the camera. #CatsOfBlueSky

Glamour model Joe, working his angles

How appropriate. Planet Fitness rang the opening bell this morning.

#newyear #planetfitness #resolution #lies #people #self #self-improvement #selfimprovement #fat #thin #weight #weightloss

Bask in the cuteness of the Capybara. I love those little flicking ears.

#cute #cuteness #Capybara #rodent #water

Welcome to Heaven, Jimmy Carter.

Last weekend of 2024. 2025 is literally just around the corner. Get ready for the biggest bull ride of your recent life.

#2024 #2025 #newyear #bullride #trump #Elon #elonmusk #oldyear #newstart #newlife

🎶Sleep Like An Egyptian🎶