Happy birthday!!!!
Posts by Padded Lexie, The Crinkly writer
Screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 5 : Skyrim. An attempt to look up at the sky while in 3rd person causes an upskirt shot of the player character to become the main focus of the image
Damn guys, such a beautiful sky. :0
...What's that snickering about?
Y'all better listen; this little fox has great ideas : P
Yeah, was about to warn ya
Got woken up by a dozen DM notifications going off π
You're right!
Those socks obviously don't match your royal attire.
Silly maid π
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Happy new year everybody !
I hope some of y'all are finally able to get potty trained in the big 2026 π
Like I said on the other app, that's what true friends are for π€
"The baby-to-grownup ration is soooo skewed in your favor"
Nah, that's an understatement.
Lets call it how it is, that ratio is straight out of a Dynasty Warriors game
Damn right we do π
Damn, I really didn't expect that.
I wish you all the good luck in the world for your future endeavors even if we won't get to see them
Take care
Happy Birthday!!!
Why are people whining about the new masterless Stella Fortuna item in genshin??
"Oh, it's f2p unfriendly, it's made for whales, it's pay to win"
Motherfucker, do y'all think f2p have nothing? Do y'all think we're barely scraping by with 4 star characters and crafted weapons???
Exactly!
It's a surefire way to establish which side of the "adult joking around vs actual pamper packing toddler" line someone might be on π
I may not be the smartest girl in the daycare, but my guess as to why it's that way is basically
"Messing your diaper in normal circumstances is one thing. But messing your diaper because your supposedly adult self got foiled by something meant for babies and toddlers, now that's worse"
This is the kind of offer you folks can't refuse π
First come, first serve people
It wants McDonald's.
If anyone buys it McDonald's, which is like uh 30USD because it does have a car and needs delivery, you can decide whether it spends today caged or padded it guesses
Agreed π
Wrecked could've been an insanely fun season, but nooooooooooo.
God forbid the mad max season has car gameplay.
This shit is the reason I barely play the battle royale part anymore.
At least the other game modes players embrace their wacky mechanics
A post from the Fortnite leaker ShiinaBR talking about a game mechanic that has recently been removed. It reads as such : WALL KICK & ROLL LANDING HAVE BEEN REMOVED π₯ "We'll continue to evaluate new movement features for the future with learnings from these movement capabilities in mind."
I'll repeat what I said about this on twitter :
This decision sucks, but do NOT blame Epic for it.
The reason for this change is the same as always :
Tryhards whining, sending death threats and yelling racial or ableist slurs at the devs because they can't comprehend a game evolving over time.
I'm trying but I'm slowly becoming to tired for this shit
Thanks,
The raffle reward you won is still in my plans.
I genuinely feel so bad that it's taking so long, shit keeps piling up on me anytime I make progress on my writing
Easier said than done.
Especially when the steps back were caused by someone else :/
And just as I thought I had healed enough to start making content again.
I'm back at step one.
I'm so sorry guys.
My work will be back someday, but I can't guarantee when
You're both dumb dumb meanies!! πππ
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear Lexie
Happy birthday to meeeeeee!
Ladies and gentlemens
@leftistbaby.bsky.social is a mean babysitter! She's making me play fortnite to earn a change even tho I suck at the game!! πππ
Hmmmmmmm π€π€π€
Hmmm.
Something in that story clearly doesn't add up.
Not sure what it is tho
Pull-ups are super easy to change too.
Goes to show that somebody isnβt ready for them π€