Sending my entire tax return to NASA

I think when you pay your taxes you should have a bunch of sliders that determine which departments actually get your money. Like when you buy a Humble Bundle or something

Bro I heard that too I was like ???? OH

I saw one (1) rat when I was there a few months ago I hope you see more than that

Now's the time to fix that! :3

Just ask to replace the slaw with extra toast my guy, they let you do that

That's easy, cane's box combo

Retopo sucks until you start to know what you're doing, then it's just tedious and time consuming lol

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

To me "Milothgar" always implied "it's Milo, but a hrothgar" which is just really funny to think about

YOU ATE HALF OF IT IN ONE SITTING

Evolved into a beautiful loaf

Dude I *liked* MKWorld but it beating Sonic for best racing is the most obvious bought-out award in history it's actually insane

Dude I used uBlock to nuke that thing from orbit the instant it showed up under every video

I guess he's coming with you

Pets youuuu
Just a little more you can do it!!

I get a ton in my neighborhood, felt like slightly less than last year but last year seemed abnormally crazy

I put a coffee k-cup in the candy bowl as a joke, had a few people almost take it before I made sure they knew what it was, and finally someone took it very excited to get coffee for Halloween LOL

I'm in my peanut butter cup era. Everything else is fair game but I'm not letting these kids take them from me

God forbid women do anything!!

I love any job with a directional dash

happy theo thuesday

I switched a few months ago because of this, it's like Google was like "what are you gonna do, switch browsers?" and it's just like yes, it was very easy to do that actually

I can't help but laugh every time I see an AI generated image and it's visibly more yellow than the last AI image I saw. It's so damn funny that no AI user seems to have a problem with the AI Piss Filter

The blue thing is back!!!

This is where you get a cat or dog and be really annoying about it to her LOL

Disappointed about no Splatoon Raiders info :( but at least Tomodachi Life still looks good

Nintendo still 10 years behind the rest of the industry, they only just now realized that they can announce paid DLC for an unreleased game

Costco pumpkin pie my beloved

I feel like the only people still regularly using Twitter are the exact kind of people you'd expect to still be regularly using Twitter