I gotta start going into work late

Unless the Call of Duty movie is a 90 minute X-rated erotic thriller starring Simon “Ghost” Riley and myself I am not interested

Reggie, an orange and white tabby, sitting in the corner of a room, staring intently at absolutely nothing

Screaming at ghosts

Havana syndrome

Feels like we’ve moved on past jokes about 4/20, is that because weed is kinda not a big deal anymore, or are we just too beat down as a society to make jokes about leaving out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg?

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

You are so good at making miis!!!

Reggie, an orange and white tabby, sleeping in a perfect jackknife position with his eyes slightly open

Did y’all know I live with an Olympic diver

I scrolled pretty far down the replies and absolutely nobody said No Diggity smh

Hank Hill

So I guess Tangrowths can use the move Misty Step in Pokopia?

A live action Fern Gully without the raw sexual power of Tim Curry is not something we as a people need or deserve

My coworker is from the UK and asked me yesterday what skeeball is

One of them just watched it I think for the first time and apparently hated it! Yeah it’s cheesy but it’s also a really sentimental movie that my mom and I saw in theaters and also went to see the Broadway version 💔

Moulin Rouge 😓

Putting my friends in timeout by muting notifications on my message app because they are non stop talking shit about one of my favorite movies

follow up!

Please share links to where you get original games reporting. Someone got a quote, did an interview, dug up new information, broke news.

Can be individual reporter, newsletter, magazines, sites, video channels, podcasts, anything

Bonus: share a recent reported story you liked

I need Bluesky to pull up their fuckin socks and get the site back up and running so we can circulate this article better

Unfortunately it looks like this place is working again

The way this site has been lately is time to start living as if every post could be your last. So if you've been waiting to tell your crush that you're into them, now it's the time.

Not if it's me, though. In that case keep it to yourself and do some soul searching, the hell is wrong with you?

Ya boy just got a promotion at work, which is the least they could do after all the bullshit I had to put up with yesterday lol

Hey what if I’m not funny or a good person and I never have been like what exactly do I do in that scenario

Back Drafts 1d Some of you have legitimately dogshit opinions on video games, like don't get me wrong I do too I just keep it to myself because I know how bad and dumb and wrong they are but y'all just LOVE to let it OUT huh 6d I keep thinking Adam Scott was kind of washed up and is having a comeback but then I remember that was just his character in Party Down that's not his real life lol 7d Jonathan Bowlan better pray he never meets me, l'a be a ride he would not survive g 13d Forgot I was at work and started ripping off my post-sunburn peeling handskin right in front of everyone 388

Drafts Dump

Pentastack, my favorite acappella group

🎯🎯🎯

A plush doll of Kyo from the fruits basket anime in cat form, next to Reggie, who’s a real orange and white tabby.

When I saw Reggie on the shelter website I was gonna rename him Kyo like the cat boy from Fruits Basket, but the second I saw him in real life I said “no way that’s a Reggie-ass cat if ever there was one”

Made the mistake of saying the truth at work instead of giving a bullshit corpo fake LinkedIn-post-worthy answer 😓😓😓

Aftermath @aftermath.site for commentary, @toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk for news

Hey y’all just fyi don’t google “weed Pokémon” thinking you’re gonna make a funny video game/marijuana joke because you WILL spend 45 minutes down a deep rabbit hole looking at the most BUCKWILD fanart!