Don't get excited, it's actually just a temporary furlough from your office job.

You know who else is out of touch with the Earth...

all cities are either atlanta or nashville
NYC - Nashville
LA - Atlanta
Chicago - Atlanta
Seattle - Nashville
SF - Atlanta
Charlotte - Nashville
DC - Atlanta
Miami - Atlanta
Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville

@trmnl.com

So I got the new TRMNL X, and she leans to the right on her own after a few minutes. Is this your magnet problem? What’s the recommended fix here?

@stfj.net Mr. Gage sir, can you check your excellent bad chess game? Looks like I need a bigger phone.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

If Biden had said this….

What are the chances the new Ayatollah will be from Chicago?

IDK, man if you're calling for unconditional surrender sure seems like we're at war.

Special Envoy to the Shield of the America just means Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds.

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

The only facts we know: I don’t know how to spell Ayatollah or Khamenei.

Attacking an Iranian girls school seems like an effort to help the Iranian government not topple it.

Can’t wait to see the Skydance HBO reboot of Band of Brothers from the German side.

Prediction: He’ll be out as FBI director within a month. Nobody upstages Donald Trump like this.

Hu Cares?

Hu Jintao being escorted out of China’s national party conference in 2022.

Instead of giving subsidies to In-N-Out, Tennessee should have given the money to Pal's to expand into middle and west Tennessee.

www.tn.gov/ecd/news/2023/1/10...

Someone should check on today’s NYTGames Spelling Bee person. They need a hug.

Happy Baseball Season!

Everyone understands middle seats are terrible. How about making them not terrible?

Translating Bad Bunny: Drake sucks.

De-Aging is visual auto-tune.

Is there anything more telling that AI companies buying Super Bowl ads to prove it’s all a bubble?

NES plan for a renewed tree trimming program.

There’s no special way to fold the Italian flag? #milanocortina

Donald Trump finally has his Nobel Peace Prize medal, and just think of how empty he must feel inside.

There are an abundance of videos of people picking up landline telephones in this #lifetime Judds documentary series.

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

There was a dog in the car.

“Incompetent, Senile men” - Marco Rubio’s Freudian slip.