twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now

dudes rock

i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos

every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit

praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue

hell yeah brother

i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore

central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning

fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!

even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality

between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year

what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then

🇺🇸

WE UP

oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition

well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket

FAVE FOUR OF THE YEAR IS UP

the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site

i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬

we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’

the sauce was a little watery

a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine

god i wish that were me

man this would be better on twitter but whatever

what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake

KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!

the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP

‘87 Honda Magna VF700C. needs some work tho

I JUST GOT MY FIRST MOTORCYCLE

3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month