In fact the only place that’s probably safeguarded from Techbro influence is…

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You guessed it TikTok

See y’all on there 😂

You know I can see y’all scurrying back to X to broadcast stuff I’m saying right?

Y’all do know X is 80% bots right?

Though it’s probably more like 99% bots 🤖

There’s literally no one there 😂

Y’all are broadcasting to bots

That’s why X bought those servers for, not AI. Right Elon?

COURAGE IS CONTAGIOUS

Bully sneaks

When is Netflix Games releasing Knives Out: The game?

I can’t believe all the finer details y’all picked apart from those TikToks

Even the lightest grain or the slightest intentional “mistake”

I’m in awe

Ye should create Yzy porn and start building a successful tech company with no Tech bros needed

And so should anyone else looking to get into tech

Sex sells so use it to get people to join, then figure out what to do once you have thousands of people regularly using your site or app

GO BUILD!

Most Tech companies that you think are the best

Are actually successful bc they have another secret "no gurlz allowed" club that only funds people they choose and monopolizes markets

They're highly incompetent and the main culprits behind why the Tech you buy has only gotten worse over time

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I used Soundtrap to revolutionize music and for the most part its been a broken piece of crap that has only gotten worse over the years Ive used it, along with corrupting most of the original files of those songs

Anything is possible, if you put your mind to it

The cultural works becoming public domain in 2026, from Betty Boop to Nancy Drew The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.

🎼 Boop, here

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Go be free faggots

Stop punishing women and everyone else for your own self hatred

As for you pedos…

We’re coming for you

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Gays and straight women aren’t really friends at all are y’all?

Y’all always seemed more like…

idk…

competitors 🥊

Are there really that many lavender weddings across the entire developed world that it’s caused the birth rate to decline??!?!!?!

FISH IN A BARREL 🛢️

Fellas, don’t even pack just come to LA

They’re the hottest women on the fucking planet and they’re literally

🎼 Dying of thirst, dying of thirst, dying thirst

Just shoot your shot, you literally can’t miss 😂

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Whats the REAL ratio in LA?

Like 10,000 baddies per 1 straight dude? 😂

Everything is connected

🎼 Illuminati want my mind soul and my body

You were tasked with portraying it as a powerful, ominous group, right HOV?

When in reality y’all are the most idiotic incompetent group of conspirators in history

But you can get away with a lot with enough money and muscle, am I right?

🎼 Circle so small it’s a period

Not to help gays around the world be accepted…you’d come out if y’all had good intentions, and…

y’all are predators

No you…wanted to control the world with ya “no gurlz allowed” club

And ya gave it a catchy name that just rolls off the tongue, like…

The Illuminati

Ain’t that right HOV?

So let me get this straight… there has been a gay agenda in Hollywood?

🎼 He wasn’t man enough for me

Y’all predators can’t be this dumb so I’m gonna assume that someone keeps tugging on my cape to set y’all up

The art of noticing 🎨

Is that why Jordan really doesn’t hang with y’all and mostly keeps to himself?

Is that why y’all kept trying to end his career every time he drove to the basket?

That’s what he really changed about the league huh?

He didn’t want to be part of the “brotherhood” huh?

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Y’all tried to send me spiraling by playing them games with me

I see lavender skies all over America this December morn

Let us pause

And reflect

🎼 Tell us to visit, we lie about comin’

🎼 Dying of thirst, dying of thirst, dying of thirst