lol!!

@garyo376.bsky.social

Imagine watching this and thinking "this absolute monster must be stopped"

On this date 2018;

Barnyard favorites Sagebrush and Fifi drop their groundbreaking, genre-defining Goatwave album, “Get grain or die trying” to critical acclaim. Through ups and downs and the vagaries of fame, the two are still together producing the hardest dry-lot beats in the business.

Judas Vance: I say thank you to god, have you?

Pope: . . . I gotta get out of this place . . .

JD Vance: Staring at my drain pan of used motor oil, face sweating and swollen with greed, “you gonna eat that man?”

A small, brown animal with white stripes and spots walks across a grassy area, its short trunk-like snout close to the ground. Part of a larger dark animal is visible beside it.

This is baby Gaia when she was just 10 weeks old. Young Baird's Tapirs spend about 14-15 months with their mother, so she should be starting her own territory soon.

#tapirs #costarica @tapirvalley.bsky.social #nature

Black-and-white photo of a light skinned woman sitting and looking at the camera while holding two short haired, black-and-white Cats. The cats look uncomfortable and really not into the photo shoot.

Black and white photo of the same light skinned woman from the previous photo holding up one of the short haired, black and white Cats, which looks disgusted.

I love this set in my collection of a kindred spirit and her less enthusiastic friends. No documented date/info.

a dog is eating a slice of watermelon with its mouth open ALT: a dog is eating a slice of watermelon with its mouth open

With summer fast approaching I’d like to take a minute to remember all the childhood friends we lost in the early 90s from accidentally swallowing watermelon seeds and the slow painful deaths that followed

A drawing of a crow in a dress stirring a pot. Caption: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Happy Saturday!

Greater Roadrunners, getting busy at Big Bend National Park #Texas

The female waits for the male to deliver a food offering. If she finds the food acceptable, she allows the male to mount her and they'll copulate. Then she grabs her snack and away she goes!

#birds #nature

Black void cat ₍ ^. .^₎⋆˙⟡

disaster ham

*pencils RFKs name in the National Brain Worm Registry*