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Posts by ceptemzorpus

good to know

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americans on 4/20: yeahhh bitch its 420 lets smoke some weed

dumbfuck europeans, every 4/20: don't you mean '20/4'? '4/20' doesnt make ny sense because when -we- use the calendar, the DAY comes first... pfft. there are NOT 'twenty' months in a year. americans are SOO stupid 🙄

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greenstorm

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as far as i can tell every single person on the left and the right, young and old, from every corner of the earth hates that one pragmata tweet about how men biologically cant be caretakers (?????) so i don’t know why i’ve had to see it one million times

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HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

Robert F. Kennedy’s voice returned to an articulated, velvety-smooth timbre upon spitting up a launch title for the Nintendo Switch.
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Oh okay

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You see, those games are American and therefor nonsexual

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We need to stop them immediately

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One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

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Woahhh holy shit horse, take it easy. Neurodiversity is NOT misogynistic. That's no good!

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in the same way telling someone to eat food is also encouraging capitalism . We live in a capitalist system .

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Depends on what you're jorking it to

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This is actually true

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A screenshot of a text from Amazon.

Amazon: Your package was delivered!

(attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE)

The receiver sends a question mark as a response.

Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

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Ohhhh they're uzbek. Like Borat ?

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everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

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Fuck you.

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jalbertfanfic posting on twitter just saying: "dude" after tomodachi life cutscenes shows the ishowspeed mii falling in love with ben from talking ben

jalbertfanfic posting on twitter just saying: "dude" after tomodachi life cutscenes shows the ishowspeed mii falling in love with ben from talking ben

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Mommy Smokes Weed

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hell yeah

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Communist Yugoslavians? How preposterous.

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I tried doing this but it kept trying to get me to listen to the Orion experience and I gave up

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死刑

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gay skeleton pope @windupparadox....
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the time a random guy broke down crying on discord voice call to me and told me i speak horribly over me calling ffxiv nier raid gear genderlocking misogynistic is such an important bit of personal lore tl me

Saiph @therealsaiph.bsky.social
Muted by "A Very British Bigotry"
Joined Dec '24
Your post would be readable if you were literate enough to know how to use punctuation and capital letters. That's what they exist for: to make things more understandable.
Hope that helps. Have a nice day etc.
3:26 AM • Apr 20, 2026

gay skeleton pope @windupparadox.... • 4h † It/lts the time a random guy broke down crying on discord voice call to me and told me i speak horribly over me calling ffxiv nier raid gear genderlocking misogynistic is such an important bit of personal lore tl me Saiph @therealsaiph.bsky.social Muted by "A Very British Bigotry" Joined Dec '24 Your post would be readable if you were literate enough to know how to use punctuation and capital letters. That's what they exist for: to make things more understandable. Hope that helps. Have a nice day etc. 3:26 AM • Apr 20, 2026

found a guy

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keep thinking about the reply to this

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dude

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Tomodachi life real

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honestly no. That's so true

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B

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