A truck with a label on it that says “the height of this truck is 11’ “. The Dudley I’m referring to is the weird kid in Royal Tenenbaums who makes surface level observations about things.
When Dudley does the labeling.
Joanne’s pretty upset that Hermione is one of them, and he succeeded.
All artificial smells, on soaps, in public bathrooms, in car fresheners, should always just use the scent of fresh number 2 pencils. The world would be a much better place. I think people would act better.
Wearing this out and about now! The cool kids get it
Opening a Goodwill inside the airport
Name three things currently in my toilet
Second pic has a real “Nailed it.” quality
🎶stay away from mee-ee!
Invisible baby! Kiddo let me bee-hee🎵
The correct response to this missive is Two Weeks to Impeach & Remove. Anything else is aiding and abetting these crimes.
Literally the meeting I’m in rn
When a husband drops his wife off by the front of a store then goes to find parking, I assume they both enter a state of bliss during the only alone time they’re getting today
A chintzy decoration: a pink and white hybrid gnome and bunny, sitting on a reception desk at my electrophysiologist. I’m doing fine by the way.
How has it come to this
Smear of Gooigi
Brad Neely still where a confused Babycakes is imagining Professor Frank making passionate tender love to a duck
We gotta stop listening to the white males between the ages of 18 and 34
everyone needs to keep asking, louder and louder, FOR WHAT, they're ruining all our lives and the world, FOR WHAT
Neo should’ve had to collect several red and blue pages before being granted access to the Architect. What a terrible CD ROM game.
Crazy clowns…
I get that from classic Twilight Zones. They know it’s really arch and they’re enjoying themselves
Midway through A Movable Feast it suddenly let hit me the Hemingway was rolling his eyes at most of what was going on around him and it kind of blew my mind. Almost fourth wall breaking in its modern feel
I betchu clowns can clench their assholes in such a way that farts wine like air from a balloon
A troubled cure for a troubled mind
They’re comparable! But they are not the same
Ehhh the google search or the procedure?
You know if we all just stopped working and started being nice to each other and giving each other stuff for free instead of making each other pay for things; the billionaires wouldn’t be billionaires for very long and we wouldn’t have to pay any more taxes.
I think I’m really stoned
Me and my friends would’ve killed Lumo with hammers I can tell you that much
🎵Thank you for bein a friend…🎶
The premise of Donkey Kong jingle freeze seems to be what if you were controlling a speeding semi… but it was a platformer
Yeah grief feels to me like my brain is glitching. Or rather that I’m trying to comprehend the universe glitching. It’s awful. I’m sorry