This set of TikTok comments is the best encapsulation of FF7 I have ever seen

OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN

Is Wang Zhi...actually Lawful Evil? I feel like that's rare.

Nobody told me this show was gonna have so much food porn

Also, why do these things always have a cast of thousands? Help!

There's nowhere else for this to go, so here I am, live tweeting Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty. I'm two episodes in and have a hard time believing that this will ever be anything but a comedy, but the opening and ending credits seem to say otherwise

Before I die, I would like to see Lunar New Year become a national US holiday

Who. What. Which one in this couple is the problematic older person seducing a younger person??? What?????

Sounds like your therapist is not an immigrant/child of immigrants

Anyway, now we're back to domestic drama and it's so good to finally see Fourth Miss and General Mom on the same side!!!!!

War games briefly reappeared and Justice Boner gives me serious Batman vibes. Like, turns out he has childhood trauma and now he's a mentally unwell adult with a singular obsession and a predilection for violence

Anyway yeah I think this is me

Got tired of not having a profile picture when all my cool friends have one, so I went through the downloaded images on my phone to see what I had

Truly I cannot wait to see the result

War games apparently over, we're back to domestic drama. I'm fully a quarter of the way through this show and there are no signs that Fourth Miss and Justice Boner are going to get together. Should I be concerned??

The cover of Issue 104

It's almost our eighteenth birthday, and we're celebrating in typical Shousetsu Bang*Bang fashion! Come party with us at our newest issue, Barely Legal: www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/front...

Don't you live in Pittsburgh?? Pittsburgh has Asian markets!

But also, mooncakes are expensive, you will indeed have no problem making the free shipping minimum

I know Fourth Miss and Justice Boner are supposed to end up together, but this Wife Guy following her around and grinding ink for her is really growing on me

Oh no Fourth Miss is inventing the nonprofit industrial complex

OMG I love this emperor

Twelve episodes in and we escalated very quickly from family drama to war games. Fourth Miss and Justice Boner are finally in the same place at the same time and there is intense wound tending. This has become a completely different show.

The two genders...?

I cannot believe this show is still introducing characters six episodes in. You can't do this to me.

But six episodes in, Justice Boner has FINALLY LAIN EYES ON Fourth Miss!!! Will they finally meet in this episode?????

Okay, General Mom is becoming unforgivably stupid about interpersonal matters

I'm pretty sure Justice Boner and Fourth Miss are supposed to be the leading couple based on...like...the poster, but we're five episodes in and so far they haven't actually met yet

Oh yeah and there's the guy who has a serious boner for justice. Idk what to call him. Justice Boner I guess.

I can't remember anyone's names so I'm just going to call them General Mom, General Dad, Mother-in-Law, and Fourth Miss. Anyway, I love General Mom, she's the best. I hope Fourth Miss learns from her

Also, so far, a v intellectual show, something along the lines of Nirvana in Fire

Some brief big brain thoughts: this is overall a really interesting examination of justice/duty v filial piety, I'm intrigued to see where this goes