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Having three shots of espresso at 2pm because I’ve been an allergy-ridden zombie since 5am but the reactine finally kicked in and I have a ton to do today 💀

Sandy Cohen next to Cher is iconic for some reason

Just finding out that Burlesque came out in 2010 when I just assumed it was from the 90s at the latest; how did I not hear about it growing up?

Thank you!

Unfortunately people use my photos to catfish frequently.

A selfie of Mel. They have messy faded red hair that is past their shoulders and have black winged eyeliner on. They are wearing a knit dark grey toque, a white t-shirt, and light denim overalls. They are smiling at the camera.

I made a toque! 🤠 It turned out surprisingly well for my first knit hat🧶

I watched the new Louis Theroux doc and I realized that I am much more desensitized & pessimistic than I thought. It didn’t fill me w/ rage like I’ve heard others experienced because none of it was new or surprising in any way. 🫩

I woke up with a cold AND my period so I just want to know who cursed me

Hey one of those is me 😇😋

A mirror selfie of Mel; they are wearing grey underwear and a black cropped tee-shirt that says “PUP in yellow lettering. They have a pink toothbrush in their closed mouth with toothpaste visible on their lips.

Don’t forget to brush your teeth before bed!!

Definitely a scammer, thank you for letting me know!

My arms are so sore today but the buns turned out great last night 🧑‍🍳

Such a gorgeous kitty omg 😭😻

Apron? ❌
Topless? ✔️ 🙂‍↕️

Want to watch my boobs jiggle for three minutes while I knead bread dough?😋

I’m trying to get into movies this year and this one was pretty high up on the list! Already loving it

Watching The Birdcage for the first time 👀

(I did only go listen to it after seeing this bc I love the postal service) ngl I miss the early 00s oddly clunky electronic beats with great melodies and I hope they make a comeback

To be clear: even if generative AI had zero negative environmental impact, I would still be vehemently against it. It is inherently bad before even considering its impact on the environment.

I think my newest incredibly strong opinion about something pretty meaningless is that all book and film series should be visibly numbered in their in-world chronological order. We can keep the “Series Title: Individual Title” format, but a number has to be added somewhere.

A photo of Mel in the shower, they are nude and covered in soap suds

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I love that! Ive already been making an effort to restrict a lot of things to computer-only rather than using my phone for them and it has been so beneficial.

Heavily debating just buying an mp3 player so I can listen to podcasts and music without needing my phone on me

I’ve found they aren’t accurate for Canada 🥲

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I added a neck light so I can knit at night & Wicked part 2 to my wishlist 🫣 just in case anyone wants to get me a late Christmas gift 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale

A photo of Mel; they are in the shower and have soap suds running down their body. Their hair is shoulder length and wet, they have a full bush. They are holding a yellow beer can that says “whitewater brewing co. farmer’s daughter blonde ale”.

First week of the year: ✅

Cheers 🍻

#ShowerBeer #NSFWsky

Is there any way to actually see which movies/tv seasons a streaming service has **in your country** & w/out an extra paywall without subscribing?

And if they ever become a billionaire again, even for an hour, it will happen to them too.

Actually Elon Musk should be a castrated w/ a dull knife & then strung up in public to have tomatoes pelted at him for the rest of his life AND every other billionaire should have exactly 30 days to donate enough money that they are no longer a billionaire or the same thing will be done to them.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

A photo of Mel in the shower; they are holding a can of beer and covered in soap suds.

An afternoon shower with a cozy red ale after shovelling! Cheers!

Spark House red ale by Lake of Bays 🍻

#NSFWSky #showerbeer