Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):
NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2
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This is more practical than my confederate statue idea of going next to them and building much larger statue fountains of Calvin peeing.
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
Now that I work in a law office where clients are in some of the most stressful situations of their lives, my current best goodbye is a simple "take care."
I very quickly dropped my early attempts of "have a good one" and "it was nice to see you."
I'd say the southern part is that you're allowed more words in your greetings, might not flow as well in regions that expect fewer.
As a restaurant person who served a lot of people on Friday and Saturday nights, I naturally found my goodbyes evolve into "enjoy the rest of your weekend" after many years of workshopping.
It's a default script that works all shift, with the most positive responses and fewest negative ones
While others mark Appomattox Day on April 9, South Carolina's Confederate Surrender Day is next month on May 10, and observed with office closings on Monday, May 11.
HE'S RIGHT it's the workplace that is having the vacation, YOU are doing something different
"i'm sorry, my desk is having a vacation that week"
even if they got it, people would be all, "look at Mister Commonwealth over here"
holiday could be good, though, depending on how sacred you consider your own time
"I'm sorry my desk is having a vacation that week"
YOU'RE RIGHT it's the workplace that is having the vacation, YOU are doing something different
Rosalína
Very grateful to the villains with access who spent some of their political capital and other trump bucks to get in his way today.
It's not sufficient, the job's not done, but if you turn and go the rest of the way with us, I think you'll find people who only want a fair trial for your actions.
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
Don't worry, y'all. In a couple of months, we will be 1/3 of the way through this term.
Giant library card in a window featuring Nimona reading a book
Reverse side of the giant library card, showing Nimona's print signature
Actual-size Nimona card!
Nimona's library card, large and small. #BookSky
Thompson's hematologist at Johns Hopkins, Dr. Robert A. Brodsky, published a study revealing that the research now has an overall 94% disease-free survival rate.
"[A cure is now] available to the majority, almost the entirety, of sickle cell patients.”
#GoodNews #BlackSky 🌱
that is such a good name Rico
Absolute Batman #21 cover by Chris Brunner
Pencil, ink/ inkwash on 10.25”x14” bristol
Send me a message if you’re interested in purchasing it ✌️
10/ All of this was totally foreseeable. Frankly, it’s why previous presidents weren’t so stupid to start a war like this.
Trump has lost control of the war. His best course now is to cut his losses and end it. That’s the only way to prevent an even bigger disaster.
4/ What about naval escorts for tankers? This is a possibility, but it’s harder than you think.
First, it would require our entire navy. 100 tankers need escorting each day.
Second, if we can’t destroy the mines and drones, our ships are at risk too.
add to that the times I buy a single again bc I didn't realize it was an alternate cover for one I already picked up
People have been ragging on Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" for 30 years because the scenarios aren't really ironic, but the thing is, they COULD be with just some minor context. For instance:
"It's like rain on your wedding day"
-both the bride and groom are the city's top meteorologists
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
This will kill people.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood
Former Texas Lege reporter here. A Dem hasn't held this seat since 1990. Tarrant is the safest of red suburban counties. There is no way the TX and national GOP aren't in panic mode right now.
