feeling blessed and happy to finally be back in my hometown with a decent-ish job and so many friends just a phone call and some hangout plans away 😊

Should we go outside?
Should we break some bread?
Are y'interested?

🙂‍↕️😮‍💨

I clocked in here for service and everyone knew you, Sir 🥺

cold and rainy again

I have a pimple on my tongue

it’s raining and cold again

I love my hometown’s brutalist dreamscape

I don’t know if I can deal with another week of cold, rainy days. I’m reaching my fucking limit!

posting like reba talking about her breakfast

just sang Laura by The Scissor Sisters at karaoke

Lmaooo

I just showed this to my zoomer situationship and he started singing “we are young” by fun at me while pointing and laughing

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guys I’m so rusty at driving and people in montreal are mean on the roads

when you spend an hour huffing his armpits so your mustache kinda smells/tastes like them on the bus ride home:

women of a certain age

I just prefer to seethe in private by posting about it on all my socials

I mean he’s allowed to be not attracted to me and was otherwise kind

went over to a guy’s house for a hookup and he was really nice and handsome then after an hour of seemingly great conversation he said he wasn’t into having sex with me 😮‍💨

and there’s the apartment where a dutchman named garry with a biohazard tramp stamp taught me how to take a fist while introducing me to the music of jimmy somerville and bronski beat 😍

just found out that one of the twitter gays I dislike is a recovering addict and that makes me hate him less

and yet we have not met

I love how small my country is

I have eaten
the guac
that came with
the tacos

and which
I knew would
destroy
my stomach

forgive me
i am nauseous
so smooth
and creamy

I was so obviously a little princess from the start

especially you!