"Everyone knows hot girls have stomach problems" - Zoe Clark

I bought an off brand snuggie at a low moment. Summer is coming.

Animals aren't frightened of me and I'd like to think it's bc they can sense my inherent goodness, but I think it's come out more of a they know they can bully me.

Like, I think Sarah Millican is northern. And I think Jon Richardson is from the south, but im not 100% sure. Bob Mortimer is Middlesborogh, which I'd assume is in the middle, but looks more north on a map, so idk.

Note: I am not dusting. Just noting that my room could do w some dusting. Unfortunate.

I hate dusting.

Trying to figure out British accents through Taskmaster. I thought Phil Ellis sounded like Bob Mortimer, but apparently they're 2 hours apart??

Slowly learning about astrology thru reels. Virgos like planners?

Love a mango, but my executive dysfunction does mean I'm never gonna peel and slice one. And store-bought presliced exist, but they r at different stages of ripeness and feels like you might as well set ur money on fire tbh.

I watched the 90s show, but never read the books. How long will it take me to read 53+ children's books?! Let's find out! Whoo!!!

And found Podcast Addict as a replacement for podcasts. I think I had switched to Spotify when Google podcasts ceased to exist.

May just borrow albums on Hoopla old-school style.

Just cancelled spotify bc its algo was pmo.

Windproof umbrellas are a lie.

Apparently there are two diff pronunciations of my name depending on if you're going with the turkish pronunciation or arabic. For a second there I thought I may be pronouncing my own name incorrectly, but whatevs.

Ohh, tbh I thought the kitkat tracker was an April Fools' joke.

It got less depressing in the end.

I am reading Christina Applegate's autobiography and it is one of the saddest books I have ever read. It is titled "You with the Sad Eyes," so perhaps I should be less surprised.

It's crazy knowing Uniqlo's normal prices and then going into their sale section bc none of those things are on sale. Don't gaslight me.

the synergy btw hosts is so good w facial expressions

Spotify just told me Zac Efron was my top 4 artist of last week. I've been listening to Rewrite the Stars on repeat, but how dare they not even mention Zendaya.

There was a mosquito hiding in my laundry basket for hours just waiting. Diabolical.

May be a skill issue tbh

Is an ice cream serving size 2/3 cup bc that's how much you can put on a cone without compromising the structural integrity of said cone?

I realize this kind of defeats the purpose, but I kind of like watching podcasts.

One of the best thing you can do for your body is stretch, and yet . . .

Love food prepping to decrease live time cooking.

Like sushi. Don't like sashimi. Somewhere along the way, it gets too real that I'm eating raw fish. What am I? A shark?

Procrastinated so hard on catching up on Taskmaster UK that the new season starts in 2 weeks! Perfect timing!

Wearing black eyeliner to emphasize the shadows under my eyes kind of mood.