[ as patiently as they can muster ] I was adopted, Alphys.

Miss Alphys

Unnnnngh

How to unlock Pippins in Super Smashing Fighters

she'd dunk me in blue paint and i'd scream loud as fuuuuuuck

[ feeling the SOUL inside them angrily banging on the inside of their chest cavity ] And we'd do the junior jumble together when she was babysitting

i miss when dess was here and she'd tell me about puzzles and her pasta recipes

what's your issue

vessel alerrrrrt

I've got the world's nerdiest pussiest demon inside of me and it's making me tell people I'll help them with their homework and shit I can't participate in any of this

its too early for people to be eating people im getting too old i cant keep up with the meta anymore

dude

that shit happened in the next town over my brother told me about it that's fucked

by god when that roast beast hits

// i dont think she likes me

it keeps turning into guys

lately i've been trying to grow tobacco in the dark world and it's not going so good

// and it can't be petaly. please god don't let it be petaly. oh god

// its not that i struggle to find a character i vibe with. the issue is the opposite: i really feel like i could write practically every character in the game. but i enjoy carving out a niche for myself

// im constantly feeling the Want to make new deltarune accounts here but its hard to find a character that really feels Perfect. the struggle

// gotta lock in and re-log in to kris when riley's susie appears on the timeline. every time

youre saying im taller than you

im taller than you?

type of aura me and kris have going on

// oh my god i also had an employee 432 account on twitter at some point

[ briefly opening their mouth to recite the shit that susie said to them one time after throwing that apple but unable to follow through with it ]

[ JUST KIND OF LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE THING ] . . .

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