Football ends ans the entire sports calendar gets even better:
• Spring Training
• March Madness
• The Players Championship
• Opening Day
• The Masters
• NHL playoffs
• NBA playoffs
Kinda wild how most people don’t really lock into the NBA until late April now.
2022: Celtics outmatched in Finals, Jayson Tatum plays poorly
2024: Celtics learn from it, win Finals
2026: Patriots outmatched in Super Bowl, Drake Maye plays poorly
2028: Patriots learn from it, win Super Bowl? 🤔
Most passing yards EVER in a Super Bowl quarter: Drake Maye.
235 yards in the 4th
Historic.
Top 5 worst Super Bowls to watch as a Patriots fan:
1. vs Giants in 2008
2. vs Seahawks in 2026
3. vs Giants in 2012
4. vs Bears in 1986
5. vs Eagles in 2018 (this was actually an incredible game)
It’s pretty remarkable the Patriots are 16-1 since Week 3 of this season.
Before that they were 5-15, including a lost to the worst team in the league. The turnaround is historic.
Choose coffee/breakfast wisely Sunday morning…
We all know what America runs on.
Super Bowl LX is on NBC.
The Patriots have played 3 games this year on NBC with Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth on the call.
They’re 3-0 in those games.
• Week 5 win vs. Bills
• Week 16 win vs. Ravens
• Playoff Wild Card win vs. Chargers
A non Tom Brady title is so important to the Patriots organization.
It’s a validation of an identity beyond a single player. It proves this franchise’s culture can stand on its own, not just on a legacy built by the greatest ever.
The Seahawks haven’t faced a top 15 defense since early December (8+ weeks ago)
Rams: 17th
49ers: 20th
Panthers: 16th
Cardinals: 27th
The Patriots faced 4 top 15 defenses in that time period.
History tells us to bet the Patriots this Super Bowl.
Underdogs cash against the spread:
• 5-0 ATS in the last 5
• 14-4 ATS in the last 18
• 15-7 ATS since 2003
Dogs of 3+ points are 9-2 against the spread since ’03 and they’ve won 13 of the last 24 Super Bowls outright 👀
Drake Maye finished 2nd in MVP voting by one singular vote (24 to 23 first place votes) at just 23 years old.
Lost because Matthew Stafford’s friends and former teammates are allowed to vote on the award.
Anyway, he’ll be playing for the Super Bowl on Sunday.
Mike Vrabel is one of just 13 coaches in NFL history to win multiple Coach of the Year awards. 8 of them are in the Hall of Fame.
He has a chance to become the first ever person to win a Super Bowl as a player and head coach with the same team.
Imagine firing him 💀
The last 5 favorites in the Super Bowl:
2025: Chiefs — Lost
2024: 49ers — Lost
2023: Eagles — Lost
2022: Rams — Won
2021: Chiefs — Lost
Underdogs have covered in the last 5 Super Bowls and won outright in 4 of them.
“The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
Officially a new era for the Patriots but all the faces seem similar.
Can’t wait until Drake Maye recreates this photo in Levi’s Stadium on Sunday
More Super Bowl uniform stats…
Only one team ever in Super Bowl history not named the Patriots have won in a navy blue jersey (‘98 Broncos).
Navy is 1-5 all-time, not including the 2 early Pats titles. Teams wearing white jerseys are 37-22 (.627) all-time 👀
30 of 34 NFL Network personalities picked the Seahawks over the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
47 of 57 ESPN personalities picked the Seahawks over the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
8 of 8 personalities from The Athletic picked the Seahawks over the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
The Patriots this season:
• Texans — #1 (Divisional W)
• Broncos — #2 (AFC Champ W)
• Browns — #4
• Chargers — #5 (Wild Card W)
• Bills (2x) — #7
• Saints — #9
If they beat the Seahawks, New England will become the first team ever to defeat 7 top-10 defenses on the way to a Super Bowl title🏆👀
Drake Maye will be the youngest QB in NFL history to win a Super Bowl if the Patriots beat the Seahawks on Sunday.
Only QBs to win a Super Bowl at age 24 or younger:
• Tom Brady
• Patrick Mahomes
• Ben Roethlisberger
All will be Hall of Famers.
Before Robert Kraft bought the Patriots, they were the worst team in the NFL over the previous five years.
From the day he took over to now, they own the winningest record in the league and have a chance at a 7th Lombardi trophy.
Hall of Famer.
“Drake Maye and the Patriots had an easy schedule!”
Except Maye went up against nearly the entire AFC Pro Bowl defense pool and beat almost all of them: He beat 18 of the 20 defensive players he faced on the AFC + NFC pro bowl rosters.
“Easy schedule” is doing a lot of work here 👀
The best owner in the NFL — Robert Kraft and the best coach the NFL has ever seen — Bill Belichick not in the Hall of Fame…
alright so there’s definitely an agenda against the Patriots and they’re gonna use it as motivation to win Super Bowl 60.
Whenever groundhog Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, it’s good news for the Patriots in the Super Bowl…
2002 — Pats won Super Bowl
2004 — Pats won Super Bowl
2005 — Pats won Super Bowl
2015 — Pats won Super Bowl*
2017 — Pats won Super Bowl
2026 — ???
*beat Seahawks
We’ve really lost the plot completely when it comes to pro sports merchandise. I miss the 2000’s and 2010’s.
These are just a few lame products available for purchase at the Super Bowl in San Fran…
“It’s okay, Josh. Go when you feel like it, buddy.”
A Seahawk isn’t even a real bird.
Does everyone understand that? There is no such thing as a “Seahawk.”
Playoff wins this postseason:
Drake Maye: 3
Sam Darnold: 2
uh oh 👀
QBs the Seahawks have beaten this season:
• 42 year old Aaron Rodgers
• Spencer Rattler
• Kyler Murray
• Trevor Lawrence
• CJ Stroud
• Hurt Jayden Daniels
• Cam Ward
• Max Brosmer
• Kirk Cousins
• 44 year old Philip Rivers
• Bryce Young
• Division QB x4
🤢🤢🤢
The Seahawks offensive ranks this season:
• Dead last in fumbles
• Next to last in total turnovers
• 26th worst in interceptions
We don’t talk about how good the flying elvis logo and the Patriots color scheme on their helmets + uniforms are 🔥