Dystopiatech: Blasphemy Kit When you need to do a blasphemy

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Aww, he's defending his spider buddy from bats.

The Pepsi "Sex" Can from the Summer of 1990! Back in the summer of 1990, Pepsi released a special edition "Cool Can" that was rumored to hide a saucy secret. You be the judge!

We also had sex on the Pepsi cans.

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Robin Williams & Harlan Ellison - Part 1 YouTube video by Rich Carlson

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Don't think I'll run across anything more interesting today.

"Something else going on" is doing a lot of work here. It could be anything from frequent murders to a bitchin' ice-cream bar

Is this the "absolutely based" thing that the kids talk about?

The place I'm working at is probably going to close in a few weeks, and the best I can do is "Bed Chips - Chips For Bed"

The place I'm working at is probably going to close in a few weeks, and the best I can do is "Bed Chips - Chips For Bed"

Seem particularly "Arcturus" to me

Dystopiatech: Bed Chips - Chips in bed! What a great idea! YouTube video by DystopiaTech

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I was glad you were about to break that news about that game series I like. I'm so looking forward to it and would be devastatingly disappointed if I found out that it was actually one of you doing a funny voice.

Full Throttle Remastered - I'm not putting my lips on that YouTube video by RubyKnight

Reminds me of this

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Dystopiatech: Bed Chips Chips in bed is a sign of mental health! Probably not a good one, but a sign for sure.

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Nobody will read this and that's fine - that's the point.

The words "There is no narrative" have been running through my head lately. As much as we want out lives to be a story, to make amount of sense, to be a point.

There is no narrative. We can try to make our own, but not everyone can.

I mean... there is a giant eye

Can't wait for the spin-off where he joins the Coast Guard.

Papa-Sea!

I was born at that certain point in the 80s where the Big Foot monster truck was a big deal for some reason.

I did the intro narration for one of the games for this!

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I like the GUI!

Dystopiatech: Air B&B You don't want to incur "Fees" do you?

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Hey, work up to one of my audio #comedy bits being frontpaged on #newgrounds.

Least I got that going for me.

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Hey, work up to one of my audio #comedy bits being frontpaged on #newgrounds.

Least I got that going for me.

#voiceover #voiceacting

Dear internet...

How do I get sacked by goths?

Asking for a friend

DystopiaTech: Scalp Insurance - Buy it... or else! YouTube video by DystopiaTech

Listen, I'm going through a tough time right now and could really use a break. If you cast for #voiceover #voiceacting or #narration or if you need someone who can write #comedy, please take a listen to one of my pieces youtu.be/CGQDe07L06c?...

I'm hoping they didn't awaken the space whales.

Dystopiatech: Public Incinerators - Incinerating publicly and not being used on the public - for now YouTube video by DystopiaTech

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You can listen to #dystopiatech shorts discreetly in your browser!

Understandable.