Noooo not Jaunt Ronald!

Helloooo I still exist on this platform sorta~

Good to know it takes about 8 drinks and a [REDACTED] to make me feel like myself lately…

I just wanna spend a night somewhere there’s not shouting guy constantly yes.

2000 Toyota Celica

My new motivation to transition is that if I do not I am genetically predisposed to probably look like Steve Bannon in ~40 years...

Some nights I make a bunch of progress on a track I've been stuck on for a while, some nights I burn a half hour seeing how far I can pitch down the Melee Break-the-targets theme and still have it sound cool...

Come watch me make weird noises and I’ll stare at you like this and make you uncomfortable n stuff.

My milk spoiling over a week before the expiration date as a microcosmic example of the structures we were once taught to trust crumbling around us.

Why Andrew Dice Clay funny? It's all just stuff annoying guys say. Was he the prototype annoying guy?

Dark night of the Soul Train

Guy comes up to me like “I’ve seen you around and thought maybe we could become friends one day” and I’m immediately like “Are you the guy who stalks me on twitter?” And he got all sheepish and left and if you’re him reading this, I’m sorry if I was rude because you seem nice but also like ya know?

Being too embarrassed to bottom cuz i didn’t have time to shave my hairy ass cuz I had to lay down and be sad for an hour is one way to avoid getting an STD I guess… Also happy belated Halloween 🥴

Before anyone thinks I’m hot i just ate a whole pound of spaghetti.

Hewwo I am a crude doppelgänger of that which I seek to embody :3 I will never be the real thing uwu

I am an adorable little musical fruit but I aint got nobody to hear tell of it 😔

Post-punk and wooden spoon asmr no longer hit the same, I need black metal and getting beat in the head with a shovel.

Hello thank you for having me hello thank you for having me.

Shut upppp you are toooo adorable miss mime-vamp thingy!!~ 🖤🤍🖤🤍❤️🩸

“Would you consider doing the sex with me? I feel like we’d do a good sex-having together…”

Doorhinge the Explorhinge

I saw my own username on here and got hungry.

Meow ur adorable~

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Lookin at my banner photo and thinkin bout how fuckin incredible that mac n cheese I made that one time was.

Mira Nova from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command now let that one fuckin sink in.

Hey bleuskye been a minute. I think I no longer own a pair of jeans that does not have a big ol hole in the crotch from my ginormous cock trying to escape. best get patchin~

The internets gettin progressively more shit tho so I gotta figure out how to get it back out so I can be funny in real life again.

I don’t think I have the capacity to be me IRL anymore. I think my soul lives in the internet now. This reminds me I should probs finish watching Lain.

I definitely just unabashedly sent one of my musical idols a vid of me jammin and needed to talk about it on a social media platform that I did not use to send it to her eeek!