Am now convinced Arsenal will bottle it, Spurs will stay up and nobody will be happy.

What is the matter with you people.

- John Crichton, Astronaut

Hope in darkness The Manchester Arena. The worst and best of us.

This is some incredible personal insight into what happens in a newsroom following a terrible, tragic event. open.substack.com/pub/yakubqur...

Yakub’s Substack is well worth a follow.

Starting a conspiracy that it’s a fake, the real one has been here in Reading all this time.

Come on Jeremy, it’s been an interesting few years, you’ve had your laugh but enough is enough.

Back in the days I was the go to project guy to place in newsrooms around the country, Groundhopping became a real highlight to break up the trips.

Absolutely no reason for me to have been to Rainworth Miners Welfare or Carrick Rangers, but all delightful in their own way.

Having visited Southport and AFC Stoneham I’ll go for them. No idea how realistic that is 😂

Today’s office!

Only slight concern is that some may have dual membership?

Depends how many slots they have in their wallets is suppose.

Who’s caught your eye this season? Nominations open across 20 categories! See you on the big night I hope 🤞

You’ll never sing that..

Congrats. I don’t know who you are but anyone nailing a job in this market deserves a 👏

You guys were great! I did point at Steve!

That was really hard today!

Great to see you both!

Ready for Reading!

Annoyingly, the last place they want to hear/read facts is the BBC.

Exactly this.

Please be actually properly fit for the World Cup, repeat ad infinitum.

I don’t want to give the game away, but one of these was better than the other.

This time last year I was licking my wounds. Last night I was in Leicester Square for a film premiere.

I didn’t start freelancing on purpose. But it’s been an amazing experience so far. Thank you ever so much to everyone who’s supported me and given me an opportunity on this ride ❤️

It’s not even that strait.

I don’t really give a shit what’s on the new banknotes, quite nice if stuff started to cost less and Thames Water stopped pouring shit into the rivers though.

I go to the park precisely to be social. To be clear my 5 year old is there as well, somewhere anyway. Who knows.

Can we roll back and give Chaos With Ed Milliband a go now please?

It didn’t take too long to come back!

On the plus side, the school may not open for World Book Day.

So the water is out in Burghfield.

Can’t imagine what Thames Water were trying to flush to fuck this up.

Still as long as the shareholders get paid.

Probably the best headline I’ve come up with in some time.

If Trump’s done one positive thing this week (or in fact, in the last year) it’s to make wind and solar energy seem in fact both sensible and a logical step.