Interesting one, I can’t find any Morgan Stanley forecast that gets close to $200, their current call seems to be around $110 for Q2 which is already significant.

Obviously this is doing big numbers so maybe someone can point to the source?

Sorry guys

Ex racers usually don’t have recall. And they’re at the age where it’s hard (but not impossible) to train it into them.

In 6 strides they’re doing 45mph!

Not compared to Arlo.

But they also can’t really be off lead usually.

Aerodynamic, like Concorde

I’m lucky this one isn’t blessed with a huge amount of brain.

It depends on time. But a dog trainer told me that I’m never going to physically tire her out by walking, so a good thing to do was keep her guessing, eg stopping for no reason, randomly crossing the road and then crossing back. That sort of thing.

@miq.moe

Televisions London

Going from here to Cromford in the space of a couple of hours never ceases to fuck with my brain.

All I’ll say to that Vanessa, is that a seal wouldn’t have that kind of defeatist attitude.

I think it will be a tie and the winner is whoever can balance a ball on their nose the longest.

I told you the next time I go tonight sushi place in London I’m taking you and a seal and I’m going to see who wins!

The intro to One Night In Paris which is an American flag graphic with the words "in memory of 9/11/01.... We will forget"

You can't understand what the 2000s were really like without realising that the official release Paris Hilton sextape opens with a tribute to the victims of 9/11

I’m not even going 😢

You little scamp.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

a man in a suit and tie says " oh okay " ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " oh okay "

Them: Are you free for my stag do on X?

Me, a stag-do not enjoyer, assuming Benidorm or mankinis, without even checking my roster: I’m working, sorry. Where are you going?

Them: Slightly seedy Japanese club in London. Real sumo wrestling. Sushi.

Me:

Surely no teenage boy could ever figure out the complexities of a VPN?!?!?!

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Guys who describe themselves as “a bit of a wordsmith”

This is a big day for guys who say “cockwomble.”

It was these ladies. But this was back in 2016.

Went to a few places you wouldn’t think to go to.

florenceforfoodies.com/food-history...

I did a tour where you go to the Uffizi gallery before it opens and get so see David etc before it fills up with raucous Yanks. Then you go into the market and have breakfast and some wine. Reccomend that one.

A hedgehog, latin name spikey fuckus spikey fuckus, rolled into a ball. Which is to say that the hedgehog has rolled itself into the shape of a ball, rather than some cunt has squashed it into a football or some shit.

Mrs P's latest rescue hedgehog to be released here. Some people question the ecological validity of rescuing hedgehogs, and perhaps they have a point. I, however, like to think of it as balancing out -- on a karmic level -- my hobby of strangling owls.

a man in a red and white striped shirt is playing a guitar . ALT: a man in a red and white striped shirt is playing a guitar .

🎶 Bimbling through the Boboli gardens 🎶

YouTube needs a filter for European travel guides: “hide results from Americans who were visibly surprised that Sicily has old buildings in it.”