I wonder if the coworker that disappeared around 9:30am and didn't return today will actually do work tomorrow.
And more importantly how is this guy still employed in the first place? This isn't the first time.
Bluesky is about as reliable as the Democratic Party today
Oh hell yeah, got upgraded to First Class on my flight this weekend. Kinda makes the "not getting in until tomorrow" part a little better.
"there are 3 vital plugs in life: ear, sink, and butt"
"that reminds me"
"how the fuck does that remind you of *anything*?"
Forgot to mention, I broke a gas station today, too.
Not that I could have done this intentionally, but the machine refused to give me a receipt for 8.008 gallons and inside couldn't print one either.
Corporate card ftw, the manager gave up and hand wrote a receipt and signed it for me lol.
I believe "yes" is the answer here, oddly
Telework days, it seems
Just think, Biden was *this close* to losing a SCOTUS case about forcibly breaking to Ticketmaster, Live Nation et al.
But then eggs got to $4 a dozen and people started pretending that they spent 46.3% of their income on eggs, so we were forced to reelect the guy that's started a war a week.
Sholy hit
They've lived their entire life under the Post-9/11 hellscape of a society that we have.
They've never known economic security. Life is constantly getting worse. Why would they be happy?
*long, exasperated sigh*
Driving 90 miles each way for a 27 minute meeting that could be either virtual or an email is always fun.
But on the bright side, I found out some poor bastard that (most likely) works in the office building down the street from my apartment has a Suzuki Kizashi in the year of our FSM Lord 2026.
ACCESS HOLLYWOOD IS COVERING WILL POWER AND LONG BEACH???!?!?!?!?
What the actual fuck?
(It's what came in local Fox when I turned on my TV, I'm not watching this crap normally)
Having to ask the site's racist AI bot "why do I get fewer votes on my stupid poll now that X has millions fewer users?" is such an incredible self-own, even by Gluck standards.
I mean, as long as billionaires can use creative math to pay zero in taxes, yeah, I get why they think that.
Thanks to Atlanta being Atlanta, I got to Enterprise 5 minutes before they closed to pick up my rental.
I'm pretty sure the employee took out anger on me since I got a Chevy Malibu with ¼ of a tank as my car. I think work would rather I drive my own car.
this one?
I'm guessing it's like a lot of things here and they just do what they want when they want.
Peak Atlanta traffic this morning.
1 hour and 10 minutes to go 13 miles.
And they were doing construction during rush hour?????
I have to assume that Mouse land is a classier joint than Whaleland and so it was only one kind of stroke that could happen.
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Anyone that willingly deals with the multiple time Dumbass Award (DUI) Winner and thinks he's capable of being anything important in Florida politics should be laughed out of the room.
Given how the DPoF has been doing the last 15 years, I think that might have already happened, though.
The WOFT party.
Waste of Fucking Time Party.
So apparently calling professional photo day in my office "getting shot at work" is problematic.
Thanks, Obama
There's a few things you could clean up on this, but for the most part you can't hate IMSA and their social teams. They do a really good job most of the time.
It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...
I HAVE QUESTIONS
Every time I think Target is just as bad as Walmart, I go to Walmart for something and/or because I don't want to be that asshole that goes to Target at 9:45pm when they close at 10.
And then I get shit like this. All throughout the grocery half of the store.
You do it very carefully