He didn’t respect the balance

I agree with the OP’s Jordan gambling conspiracy bit and I raise the following two (both relatively low stakes)

-Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s biological son

-Lamar Jackson pooped his pants during the 2021 MNF game against the Browns

Actually his head just did that (if you know about his myriad health problems this one doesn’t seem too absurd)

O’s legend

German director Werner Herzog

Rare Bob L

BAH GAWD THAT’S CHUCK MORTON’S MUSIC

If you fight Riley Gaines she will inexplicably come in fifth in a 1v1 match

Hiroo Onoda, Japanese soldier who refused to surrender for 29 years after the end of WWII

Actually you have to use their terminology for it which is “Eyeball Resting Interval”

Jigsaw puzzles are basically Metroidvanias if you think about it

POSTING A DEATH THREAT?

A SUCCULENT BLUESKY DEATH THREAT?!

Hey I’ll have you know Susan Collins is Extremely Concerned™️

Another Elias masterclass

woah momma they put me on the blu ray

I need three true outcome baseball to die

Society if they didn’t take away Crush’s ADHD meds

Is this a real injury or did Hiraldo have a run in with the Ubaldo Jimenez Memorial Pothole?

Is DEAN+ percentage better or worse than Dean Kremer?

Will Sennett is such a gift

Nobody wants to work anymore

This is probably a team that’s going to float around .500 for most of the year, so for sanity’s sake it’s probably best to enjoy the wins, flush the losses and hope they make it to the trade deadline healthy and in the race.

Dude it’s so bad. Not to be one of those “YOU BABIES WOULD HAVE NEVER SURVIVED AN MW2 LOBBY” people for baseball but how the fuck did any of these people survive 2018 and 2019?

Gil Scott-Heron (a poet known for his spoken word piece “Whitey on the Moon” among other things) with a crudely drawn speech bubble going to the above post

Flork of Cows “well give me some” meme of a little guy holding a plate looking impatient

He’s a Baltimore Orioles position player so that checks out

That’s why posting is so much more effective, it’s spontaneous /s

200 innings, 98 ERA+, decisions in all 30 starts

Olivia Rodrigo doing Nick Drake covers???