Merry Christmas 🎄✌️⭐

Refusing to use the compliment feature on bumble unless someone sends *me* a compliment first

Dating someone without tattoos just seems like a bad idea - they are obviously afraid of commitment

Hooooonk

Everyone is stored 100% on chain and there will be more things you can do with their different traits

My next NFT drop is a collection of these. Get ready.

alpha: Spell Scroll #9

When you try to talk to me before I've had my covfefe

Maybe I'll start posting my best alpha here instead of on twitter.

Here's a top secret sneak peek on something I'm working on

>man who fantasizes about trad Christian wife but doesn't go to church

Toxic sigma male influencer: look at all these hot young women that want to be around me

- they are hot because all women are queens
- they are young because they are lying to you about their age
- they are you with you because it's their job and you're paying them
Every time

Face melting

Good job Brian you made it in

King of the hill bobby and Luanne are sitting out side and a guy drives up and says hey good looking and bobby thinks he’s talking to him so he says hey

Gm this is what it feels like to be on blue sky

Smoking blunts and running my air purifier on maxxx

Per usual

Where were you when twitter died

Why do men act like this?

Made without comment

Everyone has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead

Years of progress.. destroyed

I found it 🤗

I can't take this app seriously until there's a dark mode

Definitely going to launch an Orca themed shitcoin that I pump every time the Orcas sink a yacht

How do we get this energy on bluesky?

The greatest app

The new avatar movie was an Orca CIA psyop

How do I join the Orcas?

While you were getting bluesky invites, I studied the blade