*Sanchez.
Christ he's making me make mistakes too now.
And in fact most of the crowd are well aware there is no point him going long. We have no body capable of winning those passes, even if Sanchez could deliver, which he can't. So fuck Maresca for blaming ANYTHING about that goal on fans

Re: the atmosphere at Chelsea: I was there on Sunday against Ipswich. The crowd was not frustrated with Sancho passing short, the crowd was frustrated at how long he was taking to restart every time, especially once we were behind. No-one could give a shit if he went long or short, just hurry up

Tuchel's wing-backs doing what Tuchel's wing-backs do.

If only we had world class wing backs to help with the scoring burden

He's cheap but surely worth paying the get out of jail contract fee. I don't think we will though.

Mmmmm bisto

He's Joe Cole without Mourinho to mold him. Will remain a playground footballer until he finds his Mourinho. He won't though, because of he's a bit of a knob with zero humility.
Red flags all over that hee hay sports clip. They were laughing at him, not with.

Well what were they supposed to do? Buy Olise for £50m, sack EnzoF for being racist, retain Gallagher and spend the Dewsbury-Hall and Felix money on players the squad needed instead?
Ah.

So is ability. 2 games and they couldn't work it out between them, despite being fed all that possession.

We are a zombie club.
A corporate entity has taken over and is draining the life out to feed it's dependants. We will be an empty husk very soon and they will move on to their next targets.
#clearlakeout

Chelsea getting beaten twice in a week by Brighton, a club that Boehly/Clearlake have repeatedly plundered for staff and players because they admired the business model etc isn't a good take almost three years into 'the process'.

Still optimistic for top 4?!

I think we can now say that the early form was a hangover from the previous end of season form once that ran out at the end of November Maresca's has shown how out of depth he really is and how badly this squad has been put together.

There are many problems at the club but all lasting solutions involve #ClearlakeOut

So what's the deal with Abramovich? Could he now re-buy the club, if he wanted to?

Back to spamming crosses to our imaginary big number 9 followed by club briefs that this next transfer window we are totally looking at a striker. Not the last four when we also need one. But this one will be different

We should bring Nkunku on

Sancho has had the ball 3 times and has given the ball away 3 times. Can Mitoma do that?

Fair fucks. Great goal

Gusto over James?

'Fucked till the end of April' is much more informative than the weekly drip feed they did before.

Do we know what number he'll have? Off to get his shirt now.

Gusto has regressed so much this season. Real shame.

Done nothing to test the goalie after his early mistake. Zero effort. Zero game plan. And that's after a clear week to prep.

Lamptey

Nkunku has had enough. Getting into defence/mid to do what kdh can't

We're going to bid for this Brighton keeper at half time

This. Just shoot on target. Trying to hit a postage stamp in the top corner every time. Back to basics

For the love of shitting Nora. Can we please just shoot on target in this half. Finishing remains abysmal.
And how about we bring on the big striker with the great penalty box presence that we got in the January transfer wind...oh.

Premier league finally grow a pair now city have no chance of winning the league, and will give them a token points deduction. All government approved. No insult to the Saudis and risk their UK investments in businesses in which MPs have a financial stake.

And we have a Chelsea transfer window Bingo winner!
'if'
'right price'
'might'
'think'
'summer'
All in one tweet. Nailed it.