Show me who he voted for… then, and only then, can I be bothered to give one single shit about him or his wife. Because he had a choice, and if he chose who most of his coworkers chose… FAFO.

I figured Joey and Nicole would be numero uno

Anton got run over by his faulty Jeep

Jesus died so we could open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards!

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*North Florida

Noem more Mile High Club Adventures for Kristi and Cory. They’ll have to go back to banging in hotel rooms.

He’s named after his UncleDaddy. His mom didn’t know which one of her family members is the real father.

“Come, look at our losers!”

-The Blues

Butt hurt Canadians are my favorite brand of losers

Why are you smoking weed with your kid on the way home from school?

MAGA Roll and his porn bot wife love to talk about all the sex they have in all their interviews and I think it’s because they just found his dick again.

I would keep David Ortiz in Minnesota for his entire career so the Red Sox never win a World Series. Fuck that fanbase with Ser Dunk’s lance.

Late Stage Capitalism = How can we best screw over our consumers.

Great little world we’ve created

Down here in Fruitcake Cove for my boss’s promotion party. Saw a Porsche with a Don’t Tread on Me vanity license plate.

You’re definitely a cosplay warrior, bro. Get a different vanity plate. You’ve never been tread upon in your life. But you do love a good boot.

To the chord drawer!

Installed one almost 6 years ago when the MAGAts were just hoarding toilet paper and bitching about masks as opposed to supporting authoritarianism, like they are now.

Did you hear about Mike Tomlin? He stepped down from the Steelers.

Happy Birthday Magnum JF!

Things Jeff loves:
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band

Won’t or can’t run block. Won’t go over the middle. Can’t catch anything with heat on it. Trade him to SF so he can get back to catching Mac’s soft tosses.

Ex-lusives

Fuck the world, go Jags! We want all the smoke you fucking 49er fucks! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvaaaaaalllllll!

I always appreciate my boyhood idol still bringing the goods. As much as J Crew Johnny disgusts me today, he was one of the best in the biz for about a decade. If he didn’t have to deal with the untimely death of Oscar Tavarez, I feel like it could have ended differently.

Great video Bernie. I’m worried Florida might see how successful Coach Drink has been at an SEC Outpost and really come hard for him after they fire Napier. But that’s a problem for another day.

Friendly reminder, you don’t have to fake grief, support and outrage for a piece of shit that wouldn’t do the same if he looked at your voter registration card. Because if he saw the D word on yours, celebrate your death with his buddies.

You’re out of your McFucking Mind thinking I will ever pay $5 for a snack wrap, @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social

1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla

That’s a Ray Croc of shit.

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My kids hate turning off the lights more than Republicans hate helping the less fortunate, President Dumbfuck hates exercise and Autistic Nazi hates contraception. Combined.

Congrats to you and yours from a fellow 4/24 wedding haver. My marriage is currently heading to the DMV to get its learners permit. And can hopefully drive the Mrs and I home from River and Post this evening. 🤣