D:

Same yotiepop

Only if it’s at least 940 rpm

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Ahagsgsjsgrahsjzhgajah 🫟

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Putting her in some Tupperware and rattling her around

He looks like stylized hbomberguy

Fuggin jaundice scout

Your conscience is getting trapped in there like spy kids 3d

I had a dream that scout clown depot broke into our apartment and locked us out so my wife and I had to shoot her with darts to get her to leave. This was known as Scout’s Challenge

I WAS JUST BROWSING

Me??

IT BLOWS CHUNKS

They made her white??

Nerd

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I’m so fucking sorry you have coughing shark disease ;3;

Smashing you with a mallet

SHUSH YOU FAT WOLF

My outfit to the black lodge

I love bugs, my wife is one

I fried some delicious garbanzo beans for my wife and I

It’s you!

List of things I can't look at the same anymore because I'm friends with perverts:

1) blueberries

:3

Ooooohhh I really really would but I don’t start work till Monday so I’m broke rn :(

FUCKED