From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Hope they remember to program their keycards to only open specific doors!

the snail in my ear said I can't talk to you anymore

i'm not the weatherman i'm the Weather, man

if it was really something YOU were doing you wouldn't need to ask me any fucking questions

following Brian Warner's relationship rules from The Long Hard Road Out of Hell this is so funny

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would a faux hoax just be true

o h shit youre right. i find the glitched out fucked up screens very pleasing to the eye though

Isn't this the name of the guy on Succession

maybe don't Yum my Yuck, did you ever consider that?

exquisite work

oh the worst. we need an easy undetectable way to render those screens inert. speakers too. is anyone working on this?

i can say that i'm like 1/16th welsh

sounds fake sorry

just real bush league shit

every time i feel like i'm having a stroke. don't even get me started on welsh place names

Tunnus on Chopshire type bulshit

you just know tech bros can't or won't appreciate the simple beauty of a really good stick

it's soooo dumb you should watch it

it stars the Rock and Sean William Scott so

fuuuuck i hate tank sinatra on the GODDAMN SHELL SCREENS

The Rundown?

take some time out of your day to hype up the transfems in your life every chance you get

the trick is making your special interest social communication but you can also go too far in that direction lololol

did Palantir watch Fringe and decide they wanted to be ZFT bc god damn y'all

here's the real question: would i still want to k*** myself if i were a worm

We’re all one bad day from letting the duck in.

Heaux Rogan. Blow Rogan. Row Rogan. Bulk Hogan. Mo' Rogan. Toe Rogan. Whoa Rogan. Joe Jogan. NO Rogan. D'oh Rogan. Faux Rogan. Joe Blowgun. things of that nature

man the cyberpunk novels were right and the only real fiction was the science

Peter Thiel is a German who was raised in South Africa, telling Americans that we need to fight and die for his company in a mandatory draft