I feel personally attacked!

I had my best friend’s 18 year old daughter explain looksmaxxing to me and now I wish I hadn’t. The internet connects too many incels to each other.

It smells like earthworms outside.

Yayyyyy! I’m so glad it helped!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, del Prado!

a man with a beard looks at the camera ALT: a man with a beard looks at the camera

I can't believe tonight is the last episode of The Pitt's second season. They should alternate seasons of the day shift and the night shift. I need more to tide me over! And especially more Dr. Abbot. In the words of Samantha Irby, I'd let him run me over with a car.

It's going to be cold on Saturday, so my vote is for Ilhan punching someone!

Another day, another round of "Am I filled with incandescent rage because of perimenopause or because of the increasing inequity and inhumanity of society"

Who can argue with a sky dinosaur?!?!

What in the fucking fuck is that sentence?!?!?!?!

It’s prime “gin and tonic on the deck” weather.

I am saying pterodactyl forever because I learned about it with the other dinosaurs as a child and much like Pluto as the 9th planet, they can’t take that away from me!

I want this outfit. All of it, but especially those boots!

Did I buy a book I already own at the library book sale? Live at 11!

Calling Twin Cities mayors! See also: high vacancy tax!

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

I would hire a personal chef and weekly housekeeping service, fly first class/Delta One whenever I could (I never have), and buy myself the best coffee machine and a commercial ICEE machine.

Not a prebiotic, so I'm sorry if this rec is out of bounds, but I drink kefir to keep things good in the gut. I like the strawberry one from Aldi.

Along with speaking up for the city, you also have to DO things for the city, not just swear on live TV.

I have no idea who Clavicular is and frankly, at this point in 2026 in the US news, I'm glad.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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Peyton Boudouris and Brandon Trusler The bride and groom’s golden retriever served as their ring bearer, which was a real fuck-you to their two young children.

Really wanted to see sombr, but I'm not paying over $100 for a mediocre seat at Target Center to see someone with only one studio album. I was very close to the stage to see The Killers during the Hot Fuss Tour (when they only had one album) & that is the price point & experience I'm looking for.

I cannot get Raye's "Where Is My Husband?" out of my head! I love it so much!

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What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week

what is stopping us

who cares what party they are in

Once we hit April 15 (and I'd prefer April 1), it should be mandatory that we have no days under 40. Get Mother Nature on the phone!

Why does the temperature have to drop back to cold-ass on the weekend? I want to sit outside and enjoy the warm weather on the weekend!

I think it’s time we get men out of politics. Also rich people.