Pulling up in @bitterjurors.com merch on a Sunday morning.

Buff = Balboa (Pearl Islands merge)

#Survivor

Tied Destinies twist from South Africa Immunity Island,

I didn't hate or love it because players read the twist themselves in treemail and the victims of it kinda deserved it after immunity winners set them up for failure essentially.

But I know Jeff's gonna make a production out of this 🙄

Or a delusional strategist who thinks every move was thought out by him just to be clowned on at the end

"The first gentleman joining Louella and Maysilee is... " ~Drusilla Sickle 🏷️🧤🐝

Once 🤣 I had to guard the balcony door

Well if we get approved, May 1

Yesterday when signing a lease:

@milkyourownmilk.bsky.social : omg omg I can't login to this and the email didn't get to me, omg we're gonna be homeless, I'm gonna jump from the balcony

Me 2 hours later when we're cuddling after finishing the lease forms: I'm so proud of you for not overreacting 😇

Russell Hantz is actually a good player, he just doesn't know how to get along with jury :)

If I didn't hate him to the point of no desire to interact with him, I'd book it for fun, get this certificate of authenticity, light a fire, and burn the certificate live for him to watch in horror 🤣

Lameeeeee, S50 really brought out the worst in some of these people

That's like if Kellie Nalbandian from 45 were to go through gender swap on an app.

B.Rob was only training him between 42 and 50

I thought Stephen was over golden boys after Cambodia, what happened???

I wonder if riling up or cutting off women was part of B.Rob's training package for J*n*th*n.

BENJAMIN

Right???

I knew Aubry was gonna outlast Genevieve but I still wanted Genevieve to last longer than Aubry 😭

Being an adult is a wild experience.

Sometimes it's like a comfy furnished hotel with 5 stars rating, would totally recommend,

Other times, it's a loud neighborhood equivalent of anxiety and stress that makes you wanna end it with a generous 1 star review, please don't do it.

Am dramatic.

Simon did it better, love him 4ever

@classicallygia.bsky.social is a psychic

Pulling things out of your ass. Maryanne was responsible for Omar's blindside, not Jonny

Kamilla shares the details behind her unaired move to swap shots in the dark with Stephenie to build trust. What were your thoughts on this week's triple tribal councils? #Survivor50

Kamilla's full exit interview: buff.ly/nOo6eFh

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Chrissy (to Stephenie): "You, Jonathan, and I are cut from the same cloth." #Survivor50

Emily Clockness Flippen!! #Survivor50

Jonathan feeling left out for the first time proves why Omar deserved his spot on 50. The reason Jonathan is left out of a vote this early has to do with him not having an Omar to feed him the vote plans. Omar would've smelled Rizo's blindside on Charlie while Jonathan just sits there. #Survivor

I don't want anyone complaining about how rude I can be to Jeff, even wishing for JLP to usurp his place as a host. At least, JLP, to my memory has never made sexist remarks that pinned men as heroes and women as villains.

We pledge the allegiance to the flag

He's a little annoying, but I'll root for him now for as long as he and Cirie slay the stupid loyalty/integrity alliance

See, I no longer hate Rizo now. I won't call him Rizgod but he earned my respect by working with Cirie and pulling her from the bottom.

Oop- well, my point stands.