ho ho ho! merry christmas!

(co prod: santa, mrs. claus, elves, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolph)

humans actually evolved from onions and that’s why we instinctually cry when they’re killed. and that’s a fact

sex is overrated. have you ever tried (remembers saying a food is played out) (remembers saying a video game is played out) open heart surgery

im like if waldo was conspicuous as fuck

media pressure mounts following leaked photos of donald trump eating advent calendar chocolates during the grinch's reign

me when im 🎄

a girl with glasses drinking from a bottle that says ' o ' on it ALT: a girl with glasses drinking from a bottle that says ' o ' on it

how im drinking the ichor 😂 #theichor

we were born in slop world. we must make bread from the Muck

wanna shoot an apple off the top of my head

asking the pluribus who shot JFK and they tell me it's actually the guy they sent to talk to me because they assumed id like them the most

minions 4 was hetslop?!?!

minions 3 was lynchian

congratulations ian!! i am so excited!!

mobi

WHO ARE YOU??????!???

i have officially 100% completed sonic forces

#mymikugoodies

not too shabby i think!

im so glad someone else said this

im jealous

undertale is FINALLY old enough to vote

WHERE?!?!?!

comparing this movie to kingsman in any way is probably the closest anyone's come to getting me to watch it. i saw a trailer and was honestly not particularly impressed but hey maybe it was bad trailer good movie

sit down and really ask yourself. whens the last time you ate cream corn

yeah sure i'll hang that on my wall

<33 !!!

had a ton of fun! shadow squadron 5ever

this felt disrespectful ngl