Holy Night Ham

Quite different from what you used to report on Maddow!

Peel away the layers and it’s obvious

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

The Haslams will no doubt use the money this frees up for them to fund more regressive political campaigns

And no replacement park will be built elsewhere, I’m sure it will be too expensive to justify ::wank motion::

Matt you seem to have a triangle addiction

As an Ohio State fan I agree

he probably knows at this moment it’s bad news

oh neat i’m on the jumbotron

Listen, he should have been disqualified the moment the world learned he doesn't like dogs.

The third vs each division opponent is always an international game

What? The camps were still in operation when he died

Ah someone about to be introduced to “no post season adjustments ever” playoff JB

Oh so we’re healing scroffula again

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Oh wait, YOU did this?

Bring on the Wahlberg Papacy

To all who celebrate

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The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

This is a sniffing dog trained to look for slackers wasting time on digital media.

Looks like he found one!!!

Cant wait for the Isaacson book about the behind-the-scenes power struggle between you and Devin over this

ah look what we have here. tweedledipshit and tweedledumbass

And a big subset of it is people making a lot of money to reprogram dems to no longer talk like human beings

Politics is a load-bearing pillar of the US economy

This is very mean

We tried to get them to take Jordan Poole’s contract but that would have required pulling in a third team and ceding Florida to Cuba….in the end, despite the USs eagerness to be free of Poole and Cuba’s desperate need for Iranian oil, neither Cuba nor Iran could take those liabilities on

1: this was likely just a way to let him off-ramp after his insane posts

2: this is likely the least-catastrophic outcome of this zugzwang

To be fair, his actions would both start it and then end it approximately 28 minutes later

everything we are seeing now is the consequence of having a political environment in which indifference to the deaths and suffering of other people - even by the state whose supposed responsibility is to safeguard their welfare - is a superpower rather than a political liability

It’s a long flight for the Vice President back to DC from his campaign stop in Budapest