Image shows a robot girl (android) that was scrapped, wrapped in tarps, asking the viewer if they think she is cute, despite being an old abandoned model

Do you think she can be fixed?

better joke than the original lol

2026 year of the dollgirl

"step counters" as a measure of exercise is a cope for runners to make their boring ass sport seem somewhat interesting

sina wile wan tan seme

the way that some people apply mental illness categorization is closer to a personality test than it is to psychology

What if kendrick lamar was in lorcana and his attack was mustaaaaaaaard

Fouynd a rock on the ground. That's when I realized #WorldisGreat

There is a tradition in Buddhism where you paint a mandala, a symbolic of the universe with sand, only to dismantle it to encourage unattachment.
However, it's been found that Buddhist monks often disagree on what the drawing depicted after it's erased.
This is known as the Mandala Effect.

holy fuck

do buddhist monks live together in the dharmatory?

it's crazy how kids get one set of free teeth that they can do anything with

like you can get as many cavities as you want on your baby teeth and it doesn't even matter at all. the only reason why we make kids brush their teeth is to build the habit

i love beating my wife with chronic pain

why isn't everyone thanking me all the time for not physically harming them or burning down their house

a country of deer that never changes, call that a stag nation

i want to make sourdough starter again but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

what do you call a positively charged ion from virginia taking a break from its job?

VAcation

[talking to a friend in private dms] my parents betrayed my trust so many times when i was growing up that i can never really trust anyone, no matter how close they are

[talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg

Ideas are like a virus.

on this day, ten years ago, a game was released that defined my formative years, gave me an obsession I will never get rid of, and honestly changed the course of my life.

happy 10th birthday, undertale.

not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys

Tip: if you plug an Adam into your computer, it will automatically install the Adam Driver

what is the sound of one ass clapping

having sex with a bodhisattva sucks because he's really good at it but whenever I tell him to talk dirty he just gives me a koan

there once was a poor old stoner
who woke, one day, to a groaner
'nder breath, ruminated
for something's inflated
and it was discovered: a boner!

like kind of... I see the disagreement as more like... people just don't understand what decimal notation actually *is*, y'know?

0.999... just means the sum of 9/(10^n) for all positive integers n. and this definitely converges to one. this is what infinite decimals mean