we all know I have no life, so:

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

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It’s like they were on a bus where no one could serve or it would explode

amazon prime during the most crucial moment of the NBA season:

it's true! we did not have the customary 2-4 business weeks advance notice for rain and the sky was bright blue

Overall, a good week for films

Species full of silly little guys

Artemis II landing pod with red stabilizing balloons on top and a yellow entry tube attached, it looks like a big chicken head

Foghorn Spacehorn

There’s gotta be a Mission Control prop bet about how many times you can be made to say “hazardous gases need to be released before the erection” without breaking

Could not believe my ears

The Integrity, with the NASA worm logo and no SpaceX or Boeing bullshit

Right before splashdown for the Artemis mission with 3 orange and white striped parachutes deployed

The Apollo XIV splashdown with 3 orange and white chutes deployed

One thing that I really appreciate with the Artemis mission is it looked and felt like a NASA mission. The capsule was a NASA capsule and not designed to look cool to a billionaire. Even the splashdown with the striped parachutes is NASA heritage.

who tf is using all the wifi out in the ocean

Artemis II landing pod bobbing happily in the ocean

Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly

Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers.

You know who is actually like a world class songwriter & doesn’t get named enough among them for my taste?

Ludacris.

I think it’s partially because he was also good at every other element of being rapper too.

But go back & focus on the storytelling, picture painting, stanza switching & lyricism.

When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video) YouTube video by ParticleMen

you wreck everything you touch / and you're a sociopath

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

today, as on many days, my thoughts are with the people who didn't want to do the little they had to do to prevent this, and how I wish it was them, and not the rest of us, along with the people of Iran, who were having the day they deserve

"i didn't vote for this"

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Imo someone should probably do something

Don’t forget, there’s no rule that says you can’t be both on the internet and the “hey man how’s it going” guy

Latest edition of The Onion newspaper on a surface with assorted pieces of anodyne household ephemera; the paper's visible headlines are: Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein The Onion's Guide To Coachella Kash Patel's Eyes Fall Out

I love getting a physical copy of The Onion but I'm a tiny bit anxious l'll forget to put it away before a tradesperson or random neighbor drops by the house

A ★★★★ review of The Drama (2026) True representation of humanity’s top three horrors: 1. Oh no, everyone else at this dinner sucks 2. Microsoft Windows 3. Being forced into a personal conversation at work

Good times at the bad times roadshow

Only way to tell if I’d seen this before is to check the release date

raisin bread! no one understands!! (mine would be with cream cheese)

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them
Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life
Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food.
Me: That's--Hold on,