It’s a scam no one is talking about.

How apropos, because in the French language, you don’t say you “know” someone if you are acquainted, because you can never truly know someone. You only say that you are “familiar.”

The AI circle jerk feedback loop is accelerating.

I have a standard format where I do first syllable of first name +Y/IE, then first syllable of last name +S. eg. “Gabby Borts” “Lewie Hams” or “Frankie Cols.” It doesn’t work for all of them though.

With the 25 lap maximum tire stint and the lap 7 of 57 safety car, this pit lane parade is going to result in an insane traffic jam in 25 laps. #F1

Ok, the linked post. The last several years show the effect of the pitch clock.

Did you open the graphic the whole way?

The problem, you see, is that SO MANY people like stuff that sucks.

It’s my daughter’s birthday, which means it’s also @pftompkins.bsky.social as well! Happy birthday to them both!

Thoughts and prayers for the Aston Martin #F1 mechanics who stayed up working until 1am to rebuild Stroll’s car that he promptly sent right back into the wall in the beginning of Q1.

Say his name: SHAMGAR
(Reformed youth group kid here)

Have you tried CBD?

True love!

I’m truly ruining #hungergames for my kids. Every time someone says “Peeta,” I say it in a Lois Griffin voice.

We’re lucky to have one that’s open most days. I give them as much business as I can. They do late night adult skate, too!

I’m a middle aged dude, and my favorite workout is still going to the roller rink.

#jasonmendoza #thegoodplace #mannyjacinto

WHAT?!? MAX IS UNHINGED! #f1

Hulkenberg- #DOTD

One of the classic blunders.

He looked so good in the fights with Lecrerc today!

After this gaff, you don’t have rain, rain on your face, but egg instead.

All the things are getting so bad so quickly. 😣

The Witcher: “We love all the races in our world! We have humans, humans who are short, and humans who have slightly different ears!”
Elder Scrolls: “Ok, what if Chester Cheetah was Slavic and came from the desert? WAIT, let’s do lizards, too!!” #thewitcher #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim

Experts are saying this is the best time to get in on it.

The VW to BMW to Porsche pipeline is no joke.

Hey, @evilmopacatx.bsky.social when your mom (the cement truck) is mad at you, does she call you Missouri-Pacific Loop 1 Expressway?

“You want me to let him past as well??” THE LOUDEST I’VE EVER CACKLED DURING A RACE. #f1 #miamigp

I don’t know why Charles is complaining now. He wasn’t gaining any time on Kimi, but Lewis has, and will definitely get within striking distance. #f1 #miamigp

Using my dad voice at the TV to tell Ocon to leave Lewis space. #f1 #miamigp