I always assumed it got snagged on an agent’s holster or something.

I’m pretty sure I did not… 😳
That… sounds like a reasonable avenue I should have pursued.

@jenmsft.bsky.social I swear I tried to help myself before bugging you:

Why is it so difficult to manipulate Start Menu and Taskbar pins with Intune? It seems like such a standard use case and I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong. I can’t add or remove individual pins, only wholesale replace.

Ugh, a flat-earther? ;)

Yeah, they said they could run out of money in October, just in time to interfere with the midterms.

Credit unions ftw

Got a ship that’s worth more on paper? Send it through the money machine!

Bold of you to assume there will be anyone left to remember.

Jira: “You can use markdown. Try it out!”
Me: Drops two pages of markdown.
Jira: Parses absolutely none of it.

The only way to feel comfortable in my own skin is to do routine movement exercises and some light cardio, but here I sit, calcifying.

Had a similar experience in San Francisco, except there was no bathroom. Just a sink.

My cardio is so bad my fitness tracker keeps asking if I want to log my workouts… I was washing dishes.

She lives in Canada…

Always love to hear what “total” doesn’t include.

I once got a three page quote from a security vendor, the first line of which contained the word “complete.” How are there 60 more SKUs?

Avarice?

He didn’t say “US president.”

Extremely worried, yes.

Not great, no

They fit perfectly over his own shoes.

It’s a joke, right? Right?

Lacking online play is a major quality of life improvement

Because we’re au—COMMUNITY-FOCUSED.

The same reason many projects get codenames: they don’t want the information to leak out before they’re ready.

Well, you’re half right.

I know punctuation is for boomers, but Alexa could really benefit from a well-placed hyphen.

I think you’re forgetting that if you were Bondi, you’d be without a shred of human decency.

Why the fuck do they, we, or anyone have such weapons?

Dice firing out like Sonic’s rings

So… screenshot?